Tim Murphy of New York Magazine ventured into Central Park this past weekend for NY's Urban Bear Weekend. In the process, he engaged in some field research on bear lingo, asking some of the men in attendance how he'd be categorized. One man most accurately designated Murphy as an "otter", but he also got some more interesting replies–like raccoon and meerkat.
On another note, I must be going to the wrong Home Depots… because all I ever see are lesbians.
– Dewitt
I always thought the best place to find a bear is at an All You Can Eat Buffet!!
So a masculine soldier with no facial hair and naturally smooth, not morbidly obese with muscle is less masculine than those guys.
I’m beginning to get it now.
I get why I’m only gay for the sex and not the culture.
I work at Home Depot 🙂
*love*
LionAndBear