Self-abuse isn’t always a bad thing. I have opined in the past that Nick Jonas is the only straight boy from the late, not-lamented-just-yet Jonas Brothers band. Knowing this, he’s still the Jonas I want wrecking my ass with his Jonas tool.
Nick’s in an upcoming flick with Dermot Mulroney called Careful What You Wish For. The teaser just debuted, and he’s shirtless in it. And wet! That Instagram pic wasn’t a fluke. Dude is ripped to shreds.
Nick is out of that lame band now, so he has even more time to contribute to his muscularity and exhibit said muscularity on our TVs, movie screens, and monitors. If they want to sell more tickets, they need to show less of the bikini girl and Mulroney and more of Nick coming out of the water in the official trailer. Because this movie looks terrible, and topless and wet Nick Jonas is the only reason to see it.
It’s got nary a spaceship, no karate or masked killers, and I didn’t see Meryl Streep anywhere. This is where the producer steps in, nixes bikini girl and Dermot Mulroney, and brings in an equally wet and topless JOE JONAS. And this becomes less a movie about hetero-sexless romantic intrigue and more of an erotic tale about two brothers tempted to indulge in that darkest of taboos. It wouldn’t be right, but it would be okay.
– J. Harvey
Check out some stills of Nick Jonas in Careful What You Wish For below:
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So average. So closeted. So queen.
Mmmmm, Nick JOOOOOOOOOOONAS. 🙂
What a dish!….
So judgemental. So judgemental. So judgemental.
If he’s “average” I’m a terrier.
No, you’re just a trans woman with “straight” fetish
Point proven.
Even if I were a trans woman, why do you use it as a pejorative? That just makes you look like an even bigger asshole.
Damn…he is like butter….fucking tastey…