Alright! Fine! If you insist, I’ll write a belated post about Nicki Minaj‘s “Pound The Alarm”, another mindless club track from the “rapper”/”singer”/wig-enthusiast’s sophomore effort Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded. It’s a great song if you’re into the LMFAO-ization of modern radio, fist-pumping like you’re on an episode of Jersey Shore or snorting cocaine off crusty dicks on the dance floor.
The best part about this music video is that it made me want to go on vacation. Thank you, Nicki Minaj! You’ve done your part to support the travel and tourism industry. I’m glad to know you’re good for something, other than having the most terrible, vicious fans in the history of pop music.
(Seriously though! Have any of your friends or family members ever been attacked by #TeamMinaj on Twitter? If you throw the least bit of shade toward Nicki, they’ll make it a point to make you cry or consider suicide. I’m scheduling an appointment with my therapist in advance. Just in case they see this post.)
– Dewitt
Click through to watch the music video for “Pound The Alarm”:
hey. leave nicki alone. she’s just doing her thing. if you don’t like her music you could always change the station. #nicki4life!
One of the most repulsive women to ever become rich and famous. And anyone who thinks this is “her music” has no idea how the music business works. She is a creation of many smart people who realize that there are millions of idiots who somehow find “this” worth paying for. Personally, I don’t get it.
Fuck the spoon, use a crusty dick!
I’ve never dealt with Minaj’s fans, but lord, some of Gaga’s Little Monsters are horrible.
Can I get an Amen in this bitch!?
Suc a blatant lazy attemp to sell a rubbish single to the gay community, Cheap offer all around
U haven’t posted anything about Nelly Furtado’s last 2 videos – “Big Hoops” and the new one “The Spirit Indestructible.” I know the 1st one tanked on the charts, but if u wanna listen to some non cookie cutter music with a killer vibe, you should post those. She could of sold out and done a copy to Promiscuous, but she’s trying a new sound and vibe. Check them out!
have to agreed with you is kind of vacation inviting and is a great club song with a really look bass speakers but that end with the gangsta kind of looking guys at the end to some of the vacation enthusiasm away
Dewitt you still #TeamMinaj in denial, you need to come out of closet.
LOL
Ok honestly When did music HAVE to be life changing and completely mind blowing,…..Sometimes I want to get a lil messed up and listen to mindless fun party music,…..I hate people who compare this music to Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or other old slow whiney music yes sometimes that is nice to listen to but I don’t want to be drunk at a club jamming out to The Beatles,…I want to listen to fabricated, fun, upbeat, and mindless music that makes me shake my bum! I don’t care if Nicki Minaj is fabricated. Now do I ONLY listen to this stuff NO I have a wide taste. Please stop hashing on my Nicki 🙁 or else I will forever stop shaking my bum and the world will be sad
I will stop insulting Nicki Minaj when I see a video of you shaking your bum to Nicki Minaj.
(Also, I love mindless pop music as much as the next guy, but this song makes my brain feel like Jello.)
I guess you’ve never heard of Azealia Banks…