J’adore les grosses bites.

Wow, you didn’t know I was bilingual, did you? Well, Google Translate will tell you I’m not. An extra big OUI to Extra Big Dicks and toNoah Donovan and Trey Turner! Firstly, I’m jealous cuz’ these dudes are off to a Parisian vacation. I’ve never been to Paris, so they have one-up on me. Secondly, I wish I had the meat that these two are dangling.

These two get so excited about their vacation that Noah gives Trey an idea of what sitting on the Eiffel Tower would be like. That’s a terrible analogy and horribly worded. But you don’t come here for James Joyce. You come here for men deep-dicking men. I could probably type “SEE MAN FUCK MAN,” and you’d be like “he’s finally figured out that we don’t read his bullshiz and just come here for the free fap material!”

For more of Noah Donovan and Trey Turner for Extra Big Dicks, look down. To watch the whole scene, go here.

– Michael Xavier