Not-Exactly-iPhone Wars: Bros With Phones

Bros With Phones is the alternative to Guys With iPhones that doesn’t judge where the fuck you bought your phone from. I finally gave the site a chance after watching my boo Jonny McGovern‘s “#TOTDF” music video, and I especially enjoyed the What Would You Do-esque option to choose whether you’d top a guy, suck him off or bottom for him.

Blargh! This is starting to sound like an advertisement, so I’m going to stop babbling until Bros With Phones sends us a check or one of the guys on the site (preferably contestant B). Let’s cut right to the chase! Which of these guys turns you on the most?

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Bros With Phones

Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:

CONTESTANT A:

CONTESTANT B:

CONTESTANT C:

CONTESTANT D:

CONTESTANT E:

CONTESTANT F:

CONTESTANT G:

CONTESTANT H:




47 thoughts on “Not-Exactly-iPhone Wars: Bros With Phones

  1. A,C,E,F,G please.  I’m really tired of seeing H’s pic all over the internet. He’s a bit of an attention whore. Nice bod, but that face….

  2. H is Hot, but too young for my tastes although I would not pass up a chance to have fun with him.
    However B is my favorite, he is rugged, edgy and soooooo Damn HOT I’d do anything for him !

  3. How about any but B?  Hard to resist the youth of A, D, E or G, or the dick of C or hard body of H, but my vote went to F … great body, great ass (total ass man) … plus men of color get so little love on here … woof!   youserviceme@gmal.com

  4. Where do I even start!?!
    I’d go for F,A,H,D in that order & then I just get too “hard” to pick lol

  5. exactly how i felt. they’re both so gorgeous! i’d love to be in between both of them….

  6. Combine contestant A with contestants E and G and give that result contestant C’s Dick and voila, you have the perfect man! At least the type I like LOL.

  7. if u want a bot installed on ur computer use that site but i wouldnt recommend it 

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