(Not So) Secret Sex: Adam Pally

The second season of Happy Endings is the best, because they keep finding excuses to get Adam Pally to take his clothes off. As for the unfortunate side effect of this development? It leads to a lot of awkward moments where I want to pause the DVR, whip my dick out and bust a load on the TV screen.

This isn’t really an option when you’re watching with someone else. Even if the aforementioned “someone else” wants to see your dick, cumming on television screens is a practice that’s generally frowned upon by the world’s population. Plus, that “someone else” might get jealous that you have a crush on a straight (married) actor who’s playing a gay character whose personality strongly resembles your very first gay crush. Let it be known that this “someone else” is definitely not my boyfriend. I swear, you guys!

Blatant lies aside, let’s talk about last night’s episode “The Shrink, The Dare, Her Date and Her Brother”. In particular, let’s discuss the number of shots which featured Pally’s character Max Blum in a pair of white briefs. That should be his costume for the rest of the season… Or for the rest of his life.

In conclusion, I want to lick Adam Pally’s butt. THE END. I hope you enjoyed this book report on how much I want to lick Adam Pally’s butt.

– Dewitt

Click through to see screen-caps of Adam Pally in his underwear:

173 thoughts on “(Not So) Secret Sex: Adam Pally

  1. oooohhhh….I too find this cutie to be A-FREAKIN’-DORABLE!!!!!!!!  He’s one of the main reasons that show’s on my dvr schedule!!!
    I missed this episode tho, so thanks for posting my boo here! 😉

  2. God I love this man…and its SO nice to see a average built guy on television…tho there is nothing average about him. I love how he is portrayed as just a regular guy…not fem…not flaming…not stereotypical gay…and oh that furry chest…the tight belly….drool….

  3. Goodlooking guy, decent physique, briefs and white socks works for me.  Wouldn’t mind if he shucked the sneaks.   Nice eye-candy.  Thanks.

  4. Very nice, his body type reminds me a little of my-ex.
    I picture an average but thick cock, large hairy balls and fuzzy ass crack?

    Did I win?

  5. I think this show with the gay character makes him seem too stereotypical if not a flaming homo.

  6. Gorgous face.. could stand to lose a few pounds and get rid of those horrific things hes earing ( tighty whities) ewe….

  7. ….and did any one notice that he is just wearing those briefs, there is no second pair under.

  8. I’ll go on a limb here and say that ya’ll don’t follow Dewitt on Tumblr. If you do/did/are, you’ll notice that most of his post are of ROBUST BEEFY men. Like THIS one right here. 😉

  9. wow theres some garbage, he is normal, you keep starving yourselves, id pick him over you fruits any day

  10. hell yes!!! sooooo sexy! i like a bit of baddding. to thin and im skared il brake them lol.. and to much mussle just isnt fun to snuggle.

  11. I watched the show for the first time last night and he has me hooked I need to see more!

  12. Did anyone else notice the very visible cock outline in the scene when he had on the tight white pants with suspenders?

  13. It’s about f___ing time you post about this hottie. I have swooned for him since the pilot episode. His eyes are what drew me in at first, but the total package held me in. Love his furry chest.

  14. everyone tells me that i look and act exactly like him. is it narcissistic that i want to fuck him?

  15.  Is it creepy that I want to meet you, solely based on this comment? These are the questions we must ask ourselves.

    Let’s just pretend the answer to both of these questions is “no”.

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