It’s okay if you don’t know who Bryan Hawn is! You want to see his butt, whether you know it or not. The zoologist, recording artist and self-proclaimed “fitness icon” finally got our attention by writhing around in (and out of) his tighty whities in a parody of Miley Cyrus‘ “Wrecking Ball” video. We use the word “parody” in the loosest manner possible, because the clip’s more likely to give you a raging erection than make you laugh out loud.
Rumor has it that Bryan’s had a ridiculous bubble butt for quite some time now, and we are idiots for not blogging about it sooner. We urge you to take caution and not scroll past the video embedded in the middle of this post entitled “The Most Perfect Butt In The World”, because it’s imperative that you see as much footage of Bryan’s perfectly round, smooth cheeks as possible.
– Dewitt
See more pics of Bryan and watch his surprisingly not-annoying “Wrecking Ball” parody below:
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fuck! that ass…
so yummy in those red undies a couple pics up 😉
u can see him on fatald attractions where he talks about raising his hyena Jake
opps fatal !!!
Oh that ass is perfect 🙂
absolutely delicious
He might as well do porn at this point. Fug face aside, I’d watch.
For a brief second, I thought this was James Franco.
yeah, I’ve known about him for quite some time. I love his ass!!
His ass looks like Dolly Parton’s boobs. Nobody needs all that.
Yeah, He does have quite a bubble!!!!!!!!
Definitely a nice piece of ass. (But I’m only interested in the ass though.)
OMG where has this guy been all my life? Thank you for bring him to our attention. I’m going to Google him right now.
His physique is perfect. If he used white strips, or got veneers, or something with his teeth, then he’d be a solid 9. A picket-fence smile is a huge turnoff.
DAMN…His ass isn’t the only part of his body that is perfect!
Yeah, I think rather than parody, you meant tribute, or alternative visual representation.
GOOD LORD! Amazing ass!
Really? Fug face? Who do you people date? The Abercrombie and Fitch models? OH, wait, you don’t. You just spend your time trying to find a flaw in hot people. This guy is smoking hot, his face surely aint fugly…. he’s got a great face. And it is a wonder if you date anyone if you think this perfect specimen doesn’t make the grade. Shocking.
Phil who ever thinks this guy has a FUG face really needs to give up the CRACK because the CRACk is starting to affect there ability to know the difference between FUG & STUD !!! This stud is so prime that I am surprise there is not a U.S.D.A grade a choice seal of approval on his ass !!!
His ass… perfection.
But that song aint drag, should never be mimed by a man and… white guys cant dance.
I recall when he used to strip at Micky’s in West Hollywood and was glad to sit on any old man’s lap. NOT that I have anything against dancers. Bet her had a lot of attitude, and has a mole on the let side of his ****.
that was him? the guy with the pet hyena he had to eventually give up b/c it started attacking him and destroying his place? I saw that ep a while back.
Well, at least we know whether he’s top or bottom. 😀
He’s actually totally straight. He has never said he was gay. He just strips/models for money. He talks in VERY vague terms about his past “relationships.” He’s just working the gay angle. Sorry guys.