Everything about this picture is wrong. For starters, it’s fucking Russell Brand. He’s so unsexy that he’s sexy, and it makes me feel weird in the pants… Then you throw in those awkwardly baggy Y-front briefs and a carefully placed male head, and I feel even weirder in the pants. Stop it, dick! I refuse to let you be aroused by this.
Russell’s ex-wife just released a music video. I didn’t watch a single second of it, but I’ve included it after the jump to justify this post’s existence. Maybe you’ll enjoy that more than this terrible, disgusting image that gave me a shameful yet pleasurable erection.
– Dewitt
Click through to watch Katy Perry’s post-divorce whatever:
The first paragraph could not be more spot on.
I totally agree. Thank god that, when I read that paragraph, I laughed so hard my boner went away.
Charles Manson-ish…creepy.
I just wonder if he cut his hair and shaved if he would be kind of hot. He has a nice body, actually, and is also supposedly a sex addict, and if he looked anything like Ashton Kutcher does now after he cleaned himself up, we all might start to like him. And I personally think he’s kind of funny.
he just looks like he always needs a bath… ugh
He doesn’t have a nice body. He has a flat ass.
So does Johnny Depp. I hate it when truly hot guys ug themselves up on purpose.
Nice video….and not a bad song either.
As soon as I read Russell Brand what ever boner I had WENT AWAY !!!
This guy is simply disgusting ewwwww
If you scroll the picture up to just past the point you can’t see his face…pretty sweet. I had no idea he had a body like that. I assumed it would be coated in curly black hair, saggy and a bit of a malfunction. Surprise! Pretty sweet. It does give a tiny glimmer of insight into what Katy saw.
eww… no thank you
of course the “grampy”panties might be hiding a big thick cock when hard?
Arousing from the neck down, yes…
like the bod and OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that picture is red hot! u go brand !!!!!!!!!!