Oh Blake, That’s Not His Girlfriend…

Blake, American Idol
American Idol has had it's fair share of gay runner-ups (Adam Lambert, Clay Aiken), but what about the second-placers who just seem a little gay? No, I'm not talking about Justin Guarini, David Archuleta or Bo Bice, even if they'd all be good guesses. This post is about Blake Lewis, the beat-boxing fiend who lost out to Jordin Sparks.
This weekend, Mr. Lewis fellated a microphone performed at LA Pride, given how comfortable he is with the gays and his sexuality. In fact, if it weren't for his girlfriend, he'd probably get himself into some interesting situations.

“Usually I get swingers,” Lewis told Be Gay Little Bird. “The guy will come up to me first usually, and ask if I’m gay. When I say no, he’ll point to his girlfriend and say that she wants me to come home with both of them that night.”

Oh man, doesn't he know that's the oldest trick in the book? If he says he's gay, you ask him to go home with you. If he says he's not gay, you invite him to fuck your "girlfriend" and then accidentally put his penis in your mouth. Jeez, when will these straight boys learn?

– Dewitt

4 thoughts on “Oh Blake, That’s Not His Girlfriend…

  1. yea fuck him..he is a douche and just wants the gay community to support him. Not cute!

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