Today’s subconscious
theme must be ‘pool envy.’

And actually, as a New Yorker, just basic real estate envy. The first time Trenton Ducati pulls off his swimsuit here, my instant, panicked thought was “what about the neighbors!” And then I realized that they were on the side of a damn mountain somewhere in the desert it looked like, and even if they had neighbors, nobody could really tell what was happening anyway.

It’s a stark contrast from the 2″ air shaft I share with my neighbor’s bathroom window. But we’re not here to talk about how I don’t have a pool and how I really wish I had been in this pool back in 2012, when this was shot.

We should mention though, that I’ve already got some nostalgia for this kind of grouping of dudes. These were guys who knew how to get it good with everybody they worked with. I’ve seen so many group scenes recently that just felt like a big pile of random egos and suppressed annoyed faces. Trenton, Adam, Jessie, Philip, and Hans all seem like buddies who just do this kinda shit on the regular, and it makes this throwback fun to watch still to this day:

Five muscular studs get together for a pool party that leads to an inevitable fun-in-the-sun orgy. Philip Aubrey, Jessie Colter and versatile Hans Berlin give up their asses to Adam Killian And Trenton Ducati.

Yup.

This is worth a watch and a whack. All of these guys are at the top of their game here, and the pre-fuckin’ pool action is adorable and ridiculous. It feels like outtakes from Schmitts Gay.