On Second Thought, Maybe I DO Want To Have A Kiki…

Do I want to have a kiki? I was sure the answer to that question was “no”. A mere two hours ago, I even made a reference about my reluctance toward kiki-having. There are so many things I have going on in my life—planning my wedding with Troy Daniels (he said yes!), organizing an orgy, dancing to this song in my underwear, praying to the gay gods that I start going gray

With all this on my plate, when would there ever be time to squeeze in a kiki?

I don’t know. I really don’t know the answer to that question. The thing is, I’m also having doubts about the original question. Maybe I do want to have a kiki, after all! The Scissor Sisters look like they’re having SO MUCH FUN in this instructional video about how to have a kiki.

I want to have fun too. I want to let “motherfuckers” have it. I want to calm all of my nerves and lock the doors tight. I want to dive. I want to turn. I want to work.

This is my call for help. Do I want to have a kiki? Answers, please!!!

– Dewitt

Click through to learn how to have a kiki:

1,765 thoughts on “On Second Thought, Maybe I DO Want To Have A Kiki…

  1. Yes, Dewitt…have a kiki!  I know I won’t be invited but you can tell us all about it and I can live vicariously through you.

  2. I am oddly entranced by this video… almost as much as the video with the drag queen casting some crazy sex spell at the pool you posted awhile back Dewitt

  3.  Because I am the old troll the people have been accusing you of being…and old trolls don’t get invited to kikis.

  4. What is a kiki?

    Fun fact, kiki is a way to say ‘pee-pee’ or ‘peter’ or ‘willie’ in French (which is probably why I’m so confused considering 85% of this blog is about penis).
    Although urbandictionary tells me it’s a session of gossiping.

  5. What is a kiki?
    Fun fact, kiki is a way to say ‘pee-pee’ or ‘peter’ or ‘willie’ in French (which is probably why I’m so confused considering 85% of this blog is about penis).
    Although urbandictionary tells me it’s a session of gossiping.

  6. Sorry what was the question? I was too busy looking looking at Jake shears and Del Marquis shaking their asses! yum tasty!!!

  7. so I heard this song on gaydar radio while i was at work last night (night shift, and had to have something upbeat to listen to while trying to stay awake >.<) and all I could think was "wtf is a kiki". Thanks to that one listen, and this one, it's now stuck in my head. Thank you VERY much, manhunt. 

  8. This isn’t my kind of music normally, but I desperately want to have a kiki.

  9. Does the tempo of the song remind anyone else strongly of the macarena?  That said,  i adore this song,  and dance in my underwear to it often.

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