I've said it before, and I'll say it again–Miley Cyrus should never be playing while I'm sucking your dick. You may think this is a joke, but I've had two occasions in which "The Climb" interrupted a perfectly good cocksucking session. Shouldn't it be wildly apparent that this isn't acceptable at all?
You can avoid this atrocious situation by adding the following free MP3 downloads to your iTunes library. This week's edition of On The Download features new music by Lissie, Big Boi, Kelis and Jake Coco, including two covers of current pop faves Lady Gaga and Ke$ha. Because an acoustic cover of "Tik Tok" is better than listening to Miley wail about mountains. Just sayin'.
– Dewitt
To check out this week's free downloads, follow the JUMP:
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Lissie – Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover): You heard Lissie's take on Gaga this past Monday, and nobody had anything terrible to say about it. Don't you want to listen to it on your iPod whenever you want to? Answer: Yes, you totally do.
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Big Boi – Shutterbugg: The less popular member of Outkast unleashes the newest "lead single" from his tragically delayed solo project Sir Luscious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty. Considering how bumpin' this song is, we really hope they don't delay this album again. Did Scott Storch seriously produce this? Because we didn't realize he's capable of making good beats.
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Kelis – Flesh Tones Mixtape: Hear snippets of the eclectic diva's upcoming album Flesh Tones interwoven into dance remixes of previous hits like "Bossy", "Milkshake" and "Caught Out There". Not recommended for anyone who's prone to headaches, but highly recommended for sexy bitches who like to shake their asses.
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Jake Coco – Tik Tok (Ke$ha Cover): You go, Glen Coco! This must be his brother or something? Either way, Jake Coco has covered everyone from Miley Cyrus to John Lennon. In this particular reinterpretation, he turns trashy pop star Ke$ha's first hit into something remotely tolerable.
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