My hole is STILL sore from getting stuffed by all five Backstreet Boys over the weekend, but I was NOT going to say “no” when One Direction‘s manager called me up and asked if I could meet with the boys for a private party. Now, as you ALL know by now, Ms. Boulangerié Knowles is a classy bitch who don’t take no shit, so I told that motherfucker that the boys could stick it anywhere but anal was OFF limits.
Later that night, he ushered me onto their tour bus and my panties straight up DROPPED onto the floor. Oops, my shirt went up over my head, and before I even KNEW IT, I was down on my knees with Liam Payne‘s fat twink cock stretching my lips and making me PURR in my lower parts. Harry Styles took me next and damn near CHOKED me with his big ol’ dick. I laid on my back and let Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik and Niall Horan take turns slamming my throat, and then they all blew like a damn GEYSER onto my face.
I wiped their JIZZ off my face and bottled it up, so I could sell it on eBay to some FAT old fuck who jerks off to One Direction fan fiction… But before I did that, you just KNOW I had to take a bit of Liam’s spunk and wipe it on my mouth like some LIP GLOSS. When I heard the boys’ new track “Best Song Ever” on the way home, I couldn’t resist running my tongue around to taste him one more time. DAMN! That was some of the BEST cum ever.
See a dramatic reenactment of my night with One Direction and listen to their new DAMN song below:
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Horrible music once again, you should drop this section altogether.
but keep the cum shots, um, coming!!
Awful music. Not even real men. I miss Led Zeppelin.
Love cum shots!
Thank you for knocking some sense into these people!!
I always thought One direction and Justien Bieber were first aimed at 8-15yo girls and pedos, I was SHOCKED when I found out some grown gay men paid attention to this crap and actually listened to the music while fawning over how “cute ” they are…makes me wanna puke my guts out and slowly die from dehydration. I don’t want to live in this world anymore!!
Jeezus…
OMG! That first gif is completely rocking my world. Why can’t that be me? (on either side of it)
I need to know where that first gif is from. damn
It’s definitely a Corbin Fisher video. I’m having trouble remembering the model’s name.
PR LIES!!!