We write about the Oscars because it’s the Gay Olympics. Well, the Olympic Olympics are pretty gay, but the only office betting pool I’ve ever entered involved Meryl Streep and Christian Bale as opposed to Tim Tebow and Drew Brees (Those last two are football players for you major league sports-challenged guys).
Oh, and the other reason this is news is because I used to really want to fuck Brett Ratner. By way of explanation, I like bears and I have an unhealthy boner for schlubs. Yes, he’s a talentless hack of a film director who lies about the girls he fucks and supposedly whacks off with shrimp (!!!). The heart hard-on wants what it wants. Well, it did until Ratner dropped the f-bomb during a Q&A about his new shitshow Tower Heist. When he was asked if he had the actors rehearse for his films, he replied no and that “rehearsals are for fags.” Well fags must know what the hell they’re doing, because your movies suck! For real, here’s Asshole’s oeuvre so far. Yeah, not pretty. But for some reason, this cokey dickbag was producing the Oscars? Anyway, despite some lame apologies – his ass was made to resign.
His Tower Heist star Eddie Murphy (another irritating one…making all those gay jokes during the 80s and then reportedly into trans ladies and supposedly on the DL with New Edition’s Johnny Gill) followed up Ratner’s exit by dropping out himself as this year’s host. Eddie’s ridic, because can you name another former megastar who needs a resurgence that badly (sit down, Jim Carrey)? Nope. Me neither. This is what happens when you use idiotic slurs (before someone chews me out in the comments for having an issue with that, insert a few other bigoted terms for women, black people, Jewish people, etc. in place of “fags”) in a public forum.
They should just get James Franco to host again. He was horrible, but he could wear this. And that’s that.
– J. Harvey
good riddance to both, though at least dumbass producer has said he will work with GLAAD on making this wrong into a right. Murphy is just done, period.
I will never forgive Brett Ratner for what he did to X-Men when did X3. Taking (gay) Bryan Singer’s masterwork and turning it into nonsensical garbage is a much bigger hate crime than saying fag.
I worked on Tower Heist. Everyone on the show hated Ratner because he’s an arrogant no-talent jerk who’s the worst of Hollywood ordering people about like he knows something. You have it about right. Oh, by the way John Schlesinger, big fag and major talent, along with Sidney Lumet, non fag and major talent whom I also worked for, always rehearsed and won Oscars. This jerk off will choke on his own vomit in an alleyway some great day.
Why should Eddie Murphy host the Oscars anyway? Didn’t he walk out in a huff after he lost Best Supporting Actor to Alan Arkin? Giving him hosting duties is rewarding bad behavior IMHO.
Mr Harvey, and what do you look like? This bear is wondering!
I’m fairly homely. But I’m told I have pretty eyes and a nice ass. *shrug*
We love insider dirt! Tell us more! Is the jerking off with shrimp thing true?
I’m with you, man. I am a HUGE comic book geek and #3 SUUUCCCKKKEEDDDD.
Good, gone. No excuses today or evah! my husband and I have been working with our kids friends for years on why it is soooooooooooo NOT OK to fool around with each other by saying “that’s so gay” or “you’re such a fag”… they think it is just slang but no worse than saying the n-word today.. making progress with their awareness that is is hurtful and not funny and not to be used in jest.. glad Murphy and Dumbass are gone… serve’s their stupidity right.. it’s not funny Eddy!
i was a little confused about eddie murphy hosting the oscars anyway, as the last time i checked, it was no longer 1987.
To quote bstewart….”I guess Murphy didn’t want anyone to know he rehearses”.
get some fresh off his 1st supporting actor movie person, or SOME eye candy……….either would be better than Eddy Murphy, i dislike most of the movies he made, well 48hrs was OK, but one star went into drugs and the other became a FOOTNOTE(eddy murphy)
Aren’t we all though … aren’t we all??