Our Boots Are Way Cuter, Bitches!

Gap, Talk to the Moose, How Cute Are These Boots?

Is anyone else terrified by those Gap commercials with the six little girls dancing around? Their excitement over a pair of boots never fails to amaze me, and even though I know it's coming… I flip out every time they scream. It's like they're having a seizure over sweaters! No clothing item from the Gap is that exciting.

Well, at least five other people have realized the ridiculousness of this campaign. A darling gaggle of faggles has joined forces for a fantastic parody, nailing some of the shots head on. Though they took a different direction with the lyrics, these guys are so skinny that they may actually be wearing the same outfits as those little girls. How cute are these twinks boots? It's impossible to say, because the words haven't even been invented yet. But they're way cuter than the boots those tiny whores are wearing! Yeah, I went there. 

– Dewitt

To watch the original video and the spoof, follow the JUMP:

The Original Version:

The Gay Take:

9 thoughts on “Our Boots Are Way Cuter, Bitches!

  1. gay take: wow, honestly, they need to hire a bitchy ass director so they could accomplish something that wasn’t done in about 20 minutes of effort.

  2. I personally like the video and, by the looks of it, is obviously doing something if it sparks video spoofs and a post by this blog. In the end, the more that it’s discussed, the more attention Gap gets.

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