People put too much stock in first impressions. There are those days when you’re feeling all-around shitty, and you just can’t “get it up” (perhaps quite literally) to be excited about meeting a new person. You know what we mean? Wouldn’t you love a second […]
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Would You Hit That?: Johnny Depp
Most likely, this is one of those moments where you’re beginning to wonder why we even bother asking these questions. Johnny Depp is an internationally-recognized sex symbol! For cock’s sake, he’s appeared on multiple magazine covers under titles like “The Sexiest Man Alive”. Why wouldn’t […]
Weekly Top Ten: Adele Rolls Into The Top Spot
Seven weeks ago, Adele rested comfortably at the top of our Weekly Top Ten charts with her hit single “Rolling In The Deep”. She then proceeded to get knocked back by a barrage of hard-hitting tracks from Britney Spears, Pink and Lady Gaga. Of course, […]
Top or Bottom: Roman
Unless we’re mistaken, this is our very first anonymous submission to the Top or Bottom series. Today’s contestant asked us to identify him as “Roman Zolanski“, citing an odd reference to one of Nicki Minaj‘s alter egos. For our purposes, we’re just going to call […]
The Ten: Rishi Idnani Breaks Into The Top Five
There aren’t many changes on The Ten, our weekly countdown of the sexiest men. Well-hung porn star Patrick O’Brien still has a comfortable lead over his competition, while Jordan R. Legault holds his ground as the first runner-up. Rugby star John Williams has swapped placed […]
Who Would You Rather?: College Boy Lip-Dubbers
Hypothetically, if you were a huge slut who slept with large groups of college-aged men at the same time, would you rather hop in bed with Princeton‘s swim team or these frat bros from the University of Arkansas? The latter group composed a lip-dub video […]
Weekly Top Ten Wild Card: Sausage Fest
Admit it! You’re totally into ladies. Well, at least that’s true when it comes to your musical taste. It’s been somewhere around seven or eight weeks since a male artist has cracked the top five on our Weekly Top Ten countdown, and we’re still on […]
Would You Hit That?: Colin Firth
If you managed to make it past James Franco‘s ass cheeks on last night’s broadcast of the Oscars, then you may be aware that Colin Firth took home the award for Best Actor in a Leading Role. His portrayal of King George VI in The […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Towel Boys (Part II)
Believe it or not, the four men in the collage above aren’t headless torsos. We thought we’d add a twist to today’s edition of iPhone Wars by asking a simple question–how much of a difference does a guy’s face make? Tell us who you’d vote […]
Weekly Top Ten: Still Born This Way
Another week, and Lady Gaga‘s still on top! “Born This Way” continues to dominate our Weekly Top Ten countdown, despite a sincere effort by Adele‘s fans to provide some worthy competition. How much longer can Gaga hold onto the throne? Well, don’t look at us! […]