Twat only costs a $1.27? Damn! Vagina is the DEAD LAST thing we write about here on Manhunt Daily. We’ll make an exception for Pandora Boxx, though. She was one of our fave rave contestants on Season 2 of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Despite Santino constantly giving her shade about her stylistic choices (fuck off, Santino), this refined lady held her head up high and always wowed the viewing audience with her wit, class, and glamour. She also does the funniest fucking imitation of Carol Channing. RASPBERRIES!
Anyway, her single “Cooter” just dropped. Here’s the video. It’s about Pandora’s quest to borrow a vagine so she can get with a cute straight guy (he really IS cute, and the disgusted looks he makes at Pandora’s efforts made me luff him).
This song is gross. It’s all about the center of a woman. Raunch. Steel yourself.
p.s. My favorite part is at 0.04 when she’s languidly aerobicizing. The vacant look on her face is priceless. Watch past that, though!
p.p.s. Is it bad that I think the fat guy with the beer bottle is as hot as the model? I stand by my boner.
– J. Harvey
To watch Pandora Boxx’s “Cooter” (yikes), Follow the JUMP:
“Is it bad that I think the fat guy with the beer bottle is as hot as the model?”
NOPE! He’s hotter, as far as I’m concerned.
Does he take his shirt off too? My ears were too offended to watch past the 0.04 mark.
J/Kzzzz!!! Love you, Pandora.
He doesn’t. Which is a crime.
Drats! In this golden age of male objectification, we need more representation from the bear/cub side of the spectrum. JUST SAYIN’.
Those fluffy cooters look more like they are going to give Pandora some Tribble trouble rather than get a guy home.
I was thinking tribbles, too! Find the song funny. Pandora fare!
was it just me or did the super hot chubbilicious, woofilioius big guy look like frank caliendo?
How is this even legal???
Hilarious!!!! Love it!
I find it him adorable as well ^_^
HAHAHA BEar Boy I was trying to figure that out too he looks sooo much like him SHAWING
I find YOU adorable, Mtndewme.
Hey this is Justin ( aka the chubby guy from the vid) All of you guys posting comments rock! Thanks for being awesome :)))
Add me on twitter so I can follow yoy guys.
Just search for Justjustinlink
🙂
Justin you’re hot and I would love to kiss, lick, and suck every part of you. Oh and I’d swallow too.
I agree you are a hot guy.
Baracooter!
Best. Ever.
Thanks guys :p
Justin, we’re fans. Do more stuff. Preferably in a jockstrap. Bring the other dude with you.