Starring Tex Davidson and Davey Anthony.
Scene 1:
Davey Anthony is running around with no shirt on and slips 20 feet down some sand and gravel and that somehow hurts his ankle so he calls a paramedic. Like through a paramedic agency or something. He doesn’t seem to have dialed 911 and no ambulance is on the way.
Scene 2:
Tex Davidson is not a very good paramedic and keeps telling his dog it’s his day off. He grudgingly agrees to go help an injured person which is his literal actual job.
Scene 3:
Tex Davidson arrives in his own personal car with some kind of medical backback and decides Davey’s ankle can only be diagnosed “back at my place” where he can “take a look at it.” If you run this through the English-to-porno translator, it becomes “back in my bed” and “put my very very thick penis inside of you for a few hours while I ignore the whole part about you being hurt.” At no point does Davey become concerned that this isn’t what paramedics are supposed to do, or that this won’t treat his injury.
Scene 4:
Tex puts his very very thick penis inside of Davey Anthony for a few hours while ignoring the part about him being hurt.
The ankle isn’t mentioned again.
Curtain.
You can watch all of the very questionable paramedic-ing here.
– tyler
Ok Tyler I get the absurdity of the set up but do I care, hell no, both these guys are really hot and they look really good together and at least it’s not ‘oh here’s you’re pizza lets fuck’.
LOL! no pizza today! but it’s …. SEXU-AL HEAL–ING!!! oh yeah! babe!
Or put it this way, the paramedic noticed the puppy is taking his injury, so decided to try his luck propositioning him to go with him to his place for a proper check up. Since puppy is gay too he understands the code words, and so they fuck each other happily ever after…?
Faking. Damn autocorrect.
I just wanted SOMEONE to say something about the ankle again! Or like “you fucked me so good it fixed my ankle!
I think we’ve ALL had sex that good (at least once)!