I’m postponing this week’s installment of Twink Tank. Between this morning’s Justin Bieber post and these pics of Patrick Schwarzenegger, we’ve already surpassed our quota for men so young that we feel creepy writing about them. I just couldn’t justify throwing a bunch of slutty Bel Ami hoes into the mix! Sorry, cou-gays and manthers. We’ll make it up to you later this week.
With that said, here are some pics of Patrick Schwarzenegger hanging out at the beach! They do absolutely nothing for me, but I figured some of you (especially those aforementioned cou-gays and manthers) might enjoy this? Maybe? If not, there’s alway’s this. Or this. Or this. Or this.
Basically? You have other options. Poke around.
– Dewitt
Click through to see more of Patrick Schwarzenegger:
looks more Kennedy than Shriver or Arnold… thank goodness
…and think about all the money he’s gonna inherit some day from both sides of his family.
His Dad should introduce some of his friends to the weight room….
You always look better if you surround yourself with unattractive friends !
I’m not sure this kid is fair pickin’s for this website. I’d have fallen on the ‘let’s not’ side of the question, when considering posting photos of him. He’s not a celeb himself, and he’s just a kid. And now peopøe are even making snarky comments about his friends – out of bounds!
He just might be the first of a long line of bullet proof Kennedy’s
he could call me Daddy!
I think the lady protests too much.
Any celebrities children are always focused on the media at least this kid of age.
Who cares if people make rude comments about his friends?
Unless they’re gay or any of their friends are gay they’re never going to read this.
Either way saying “out of bounds!” seems inconsequential.
CRBear awesome comment, though you and him better knock on some serious wood.
Together or separately whichever.
I’d do him regardless of his name/”fame”/money! And I’m not a cou-gay, I’m pretty close to his age 🙂
I would say that is a poor choice of words, however unintended, when discussing this family….
Posting this many photos of him … seems very creepy.
I agree, for someone with the best personal trainer at home one could hope for, he should be more muscular.
Or maybe hes comfortable in his own body and doesnt want to look like his dad. Just a thought.
Why is this kid featured again? He’s just living his life and isnt a porn star.
Damn Patrick Kennedy and his perfect hair…he’s fuckn yummy
Nobody wants to comment on the goofy swim trunks?
They’re $200 designer trunks and he looks good in them.
His shorts make me think of toddlers playing house… like the table cloth a pre-shooler would choose for a picnic.
I don’t care how much those trunks cost or who designed them, they’re butt ugly and unflattering. He’s cute though.
He’s cute, his trunks not so much.
Thank you, JamesWilk. As a lanky motherfucker who has no intentions of ever having a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger, I approve of this comment more than you could ever know.
He could stand to lose a few pounds
Those trunks are more like $300 to $400 dollars.
You should call him at home and tell him that.
Time for Patrick to pump some iron…and maybe a tan.
Maybe we don’t think they’re goofy. I think they’re fun and he looks damn good in them.
I can’t believe that no one is asking this but just what the hell is sticking up INSIDE his expensive shorts on the 2nd and 3rd pics from the end? Is he sporting beach wood?
the trunks actually work for him.
Yeah, he does nothing for me…but kudos to him for the highly homosexual shorts
100% Kennedy
I could blow about 15 loads looking at his pics… Thank GOD he looks like the Kennedys
HE´S CUTE AND HAVE A NICE BODY BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS HE´S BULGE?????????? I CAN´T SEE ANITHING!!!