Money doesn’t make the world go round. Dick does! Manhunt Daily asked our our Manhunt staffers around the world what the slang was for “penis” in their individual countries. Come with us now on a trip around the globe. Because every world traveler should know how to get some in the native language.
Have we missed any? Men outside of the U.S. – what do you guys call your cocks?
– J. Harvey
Remind me to be careful when I go to a restaurant in Colombia and ask for a Coca Cola.
I don’t drink Coca Cola
Actually it’s “Tadger” not “Todger” but my personal favorite is “one eyed trouser snake”
Donger in Australia means portable housing for mine industry workers. It has nothing to do with penises.
The word we use the most in reference to our penis is COCK. As in, get your cock out, or nice cock, or I want to suck your cock.
I am from Ireland and I’ve never once heard any of those expressions that we apparently say. We’d say “langer” or “mickey”. “Mickey” is more what children say and “langer” is very rural slang.
well in my country is pinga, and we got some big one there. ( cuba )
Im with SwaggaLikeUs… Im from Ireland and have never heard any of those expressions…
Okay I’m from Ireland and I’ve never heard any of those words used before in my life. We usually use cock, dick or penis.
In the northern region of Norway at least, we call our things for Kuken. It’s just the slang word for penis. Pølsa (the sausage), Agurken (the cucumber) and Bananen (the banana) aren’t that uncommon to hear. I’ve also heard Staven (the pole/stick) used.
It’s “Kontol” in Indonesian, means Cock 🙂
Argentina: pija, pito, choto, verga, pedazo, chorizo, zodape, pajarito, “el amigo”
In Germany we say dödel (you say like doodle) and it means penis also
in Puerto Rico we can say “pinga” or “bicho” or “verga” or “morronga” (if it’s a really big pinga!!!)
PRĄCIE in Polish.
In the Philippines it is called “Burat” or “Titi”. It is also called “Manoy”, “Jun Jun” or “Junior”.
In Czech: kokot (untranslatable), čůrák (untranslatable, based on a verb to pee), péro (pen, feather), bimbas (untranslatable, children’s version), pták (bird)
Guys, those additions are awesome. We’ll leave this up for awhile and then post a revised one!
Hi, I’m from Aruba, the Caribbean and my native language is Papiamento. The word “penis” is also used, but only in the media and when you are talking to the doctor. In general we use the word “dolo” with the pronunciation of o as in “hot”. Then we have “patin (pah-TEEN) “webo WEH-boh” egg, “ruman chikito (Roo-MAHN Chee-KEE-toh little brother)” “dolinchi ( a teenager’s penis probably) “pilinchi” ( a child’s penis or a small hung man)”banana” “sauseishi ( Saw-saiy- shee little cocktail sausage if you are small hung)”johnny” or “juancho”,
For the spanish folks here, when an Aruban asks for your “patin” he is certainly not interested in your skates.
I didn’t realize they were so into the nuances of the penis in Mexico. That’s a lot of names!
Might be fun to gather the names that our uptight mothers used when describing that “thing”. Turns out my mother was a bit of a man hater. She used to call it a “go-go”. Boy was I embarrassed in high school when I found out the real name. LOL.
In Dutch: pik, lul or paal.
In French: penis, queue, bite… and many more I can’t think of right now.
In Israel it’s זין (pronounced zye-in).
залупа (just the head)Хуй
Here in Colombia we don’t say neither “cola” nor “banana”, we say “VERGA” !! (Dick)
In Afrikaans in South Africa slang for cock is piel
In Denmark we as alot of other countries have quite afew words for Cock but The most common are pik, pede & diller.
In Denmark we say pik, diller or pede