Did you know that there's a Manhunt drinking game? We didn't either! But thanks to one of our dear friends on Twitter, we've now been enlightened. He was kind enough to send over the rules to us, and we can't wait to play it! And did we mention that he's totally cute? If you're in the Ohio area, be sure to check out his Manhunt profile (YellowPostIt).
All you need to play the game is a sense of humor and some alcoholic beverages, though we urge you to drink responsibly. And if you drive drunk after playing this game, I will track you down and cut off your balls. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, grab your cocktails and let's get to the rules. Feel free to post your own additions in the comments!
– Dewitt
To read the rules of the game, follow the JUMP:
GAME PLAY
Go to "Men Online" in your current city. If there aren't enough people online to make a good round of the game, make a general search wide enough to reflect people online. Then scan through the profiles of everyone online, looking for the offenses below. Game ends when too drunk to stand, you get bored or you get laid. It's fun with friends!
SCREENNAMES:
Drink once for…
Boi George: Boi in profile name (twice if profile in question would not normally be considered a boi, double offender rule)
IWannaSEXxXuUp: Sexual screenname
Does Not Compute: Screenname does not match up to pictures or profile. Example: yungstud for 35 year old.
PICTURES:
Drink once for…
Headless Horsemen: Profiles that only have cut off above the neck pictures.
Non Sequitur: Main profile picture displays goods other than what the advertiser claims to be. Example: A "top" with a picture of his ass.
Drink twice for…
How Lovely: Blatant sexual act in profile pictures.
Censored: Any part of the picture crudely blacked, blurred or fuzzed out — double if there are images photoshopped over.
Homo Say What?: Pictures are of sexual nature, yet profile claims "no hookups", looking for an LTR or other phrases of a non-sexual nature.
PROFILE:
Drink once for…
Soapbox: Anyone taking any sort of moral position in their profile. Example: This is a sex site, if you're offended by…
The Limited: Drink once for every limitation a guy puts in his profile. Examples: No fatties, under 35, no black, asian, etc.
Drink twice for…
Double Your Pleasure: Couple looking for a third, or part of couple looking for on-the-side action.
GENERAL:
Drink once for…
You've Got Mail!: Every unsolicited e-mail received. First messages only… replies don't count.
Caught Red Handed: If you come across anyone's profile who you know from somewhere other than Manhunt.
Drink twice if…
Beep Me 911: IM invitation is received.
Thanks, I Think: Private pictures unlocked for no apparent reason.
Drink shot…
I Want You So Bad: Unsolicited sex invitation. Double down when your profile is non-sexual in nature.
Haha, sounds like fun, but If I’m going to get drunk with friends, it’s not going to be in front of a computer screen.
Holy shit, who’s the guy in the first pic?
lol@todd’s “diving through tiny ring” pic
I would be drunk in like 40 min :S
What about someone who has an age restriction which means they wouldn’t have sex with themselves(no one over 35 and they are 40).
upppsss i wanettt
Amending Rich’s idea, someone looking for an age OR body type that they do not fit into. (IE 40 year old looking for someone under 35 OR Obviously overweight, hairy guy looking for hairless twinks only)
Hmmm… We could call it the “I Wouldn’t Do Me” rule: People who express interest in a type of person that would exclude them from having sex with themselves.
But what about white guys into black men and vice versa?
Would work much BETTER if you could search profiles like you could before the upgrade. Now your searches dont turn up same, try searching say Hotnes and dont get much until you include more and get a limited response, before you could get HOTNES and letters/numbers after that.
Seriously, what’s the name of the guy in the first pic?
Inquiring minds would like to know!
Where do I sign up.
Health & Fitness,
Supersam
Oh, one I forgot I had wanted to add in a while ago:
Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall: When the body type a person supplies in their profile does not match up that well to the description. Ex: Skinny guys listed as “muscular”, muscular guys who really aren’t, ect.
I live in a very small, insestuous city (well, technically its 2 cities that end where the other begins)- we’d be drunk before we got past the first page (there’s 6 in Albury and like 3 in wodonga) due to the caught red handed and the one about no heads hahaha. Might have to give it a go.
i don’t drink.
SOLVED.
(where did i get this meme from? it had to of been from somewhere… )
dude. i might as well just chug down a whole bottle of vodka right away…lol.
If anyone replies to Jimbo about the “first guy”, I wanna know too.
You and me both hh9999, I’m still checking this posts comment section daily for his name.
Le sigh, guess we’ll never know. 🙁