This past Saturday, I had the privilege of explaining to two straight women that a father/son incest comic strip was one of last week’s most popular posts on Manhunt Daily. They quickly hopped into their car, drove to the nearest Westboro Baptist Church protest and picked up anti-gay picket signs to wave around in their utmost fury.
Actually, they just laughed, and we talked about how straight dudes are into some fucked up shit too.
Then we all masturbated to pictures of Dato Foland. Kidding, kidding! Instead, we obviously had a circle jerk to Colby Keller, Colby Jansen and Colby Harris (the hot piece of twink ass who might soon replace total prude Colby Melvin in the Holy Trinity of Hot Colbys). Then, after that, we group-fucked a cow together, had sex in a morgue and deepthroated a few hot dogs whilst sitting on traffic cones… But enough about me! What did you do this weekend?
Even better question, what will you be stroking your dicks to this week? Another insatiable, cock-starved frat boy who’s begging to get split open? Joe Manganiello‘s butt for the 19,678,531th time? Leaked footage of Adam Levine making sweet love to Cher‘s wig after the season finale of The Voice? Stay tuned in to find out! Until then, thank you for reading, commenting and sending in your tips!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Corbin Fisher
Take a look at last week’s best posts below:
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MOST POPULAR:
1. Dato Foland Is Your New Favorite Porn Star.
2. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Colby Keller (II)
3. Drawn To You: My Wild & Raunchy Son
4. The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Doggy Style (And Other Fun Positions)
5. Are You Ready To Fuck This Hot Little Cum Slut?
6. A Thing of Beauty: For Those of You Who Can’t Get Enough of Colby Keller & Dale Cooper
7. “Split Me Fucking Wide Open,” He Says.
8. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Over 90 Pics of Vander Making Jet Shoot 7 Loads
9. Fuck Vs. Fuck: Do Blondes, Indeed, Have More Fun?
10. Caption This: Hot Guy & Hot Dog
11. What Would You Do?: Brian O’Neil
12. “Hi, I’m Ryan. I’m Eighteen. I’m Gonna Fuck This Cow.”
13. Celebrity Skin: Joe Manganiello’s Butt
14. Is This The Hottest Guy Czech Hunter Has Ever Seduced?
15. The Ten: Nobody Can Break The Spell of Hudson’s Beer Can Thick Cock
16. Quickie: Santoro
17. The Amateur Hour: I Am So Jealous of This Guy’s Legs (And Everything Else About Him)
18. Twelve Fucks and A Funeral: Is This The Most Ridiculous Gay Porn Title of The Year?
19. Straight Guys Are Gay: Bromances (Where’s My Kiss?)
20. Quickie: Randy Loren
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MOST DISCUSSED:
1. Caption This: Hot Guy & Hot Dog
2. Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Colby Keller (II)
3. Quickie: Jin Xiankui
4. Drawn To You: My Wild & Raunchy Son
5. Manhunt Daily Wood: Hot Straight Marine Jock Nicholas
6. Fuck Vs. Fuck: Do Blondes, Indeed, Have More Fun?
7. Who Cares About Tony Paradise Bottoming Again? Colby Jansen Is EVERYTHING.
8. The Ten: Nobody Can Break The Spell of Hudson’s Beer Can Thick Cock
9. Are You Ready To Fuck This Hot Little Cum Slut?
10. Hot or Not: Beating Off While Sitting On A Traffic Cone
11. What Would You Do?: Brian O’Neil
12. A Thing of Beauty: For Those of You Who Can’t Get Enough of Colby Keller & Dale Cooper
13. Quickie: Santoro
14. I Want To Fuck Josh Duggar Despite Him Working For A Homophobic Bigot Group
15. This Old-Ass CUNT Cher Stole My Favorite Wig & She Is Looking Ratchet As FUCK!
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THIS WEEK’S BEST BESTIES:
1. The Sword
2. Queer Me Now
3. BuzzFeed
4. Banana Guide
5. Kenneth In The (212)
6. Wicked Gay Blog
7. Queerty
8. Gay Porn Blog
9. Boy Culture
10. !! omg blog !!
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BONUS – Ashton pumps Brayden‘s fuzzy young hole on CORBIN FISHER:
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