It's a slow news day, so why not post a picture of Venezuelan porn star Jean Franko cooking spaghetti in his kitchen? While he seems a little angry or confused about the camera catching this culinary moment, it's nice to know that this beefy slab of man makes pasta… just like us! It's even nicer to know that he indulges in this activity with his boxers slipped down ever so slightly.
For some reason, I am humming this song. Fast-forward to 1:53 and replace "girl" with "Jean Franko". It doesn't roll off the tongue as easily, but it sums up how this photo makes me feel.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Jean Franko Blog
He’s angry and confused because that pot is way too small for all that spaghetti he’s making.
LOL at T123; it’s true.
Anyway, I’ve learned my lesson about cooking nude/shirtless the hard way. Wouldn’t recommend it to anybody (especially if it involved hot oil).