Some shade, some stroke,

some piss, and some politics.

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Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping up with folks so that I don’t have to actually muster the energy to put on pants and go outside and do actual things. Every week I end up with a pile of tweets that are too good for mere RTing. These are those tweets.

*Doink Doink*:

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There’s really gotta be a better way to describe it than “Clinton edges Sanders.”

— John Anthony (@chocobohomo) February 2, 2016

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SSSSHHHHHHH! Haha- so many damn people at the gym! – screw working out– im just gonna stroke it! @XXXDylanJames pic.twitter.com/AHWW8QOZPq

— GuysInSweatpants.com (@GuysNsweatpants) February 7, 2016

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The Subliminal Message in Ted Cruz’s Campaign Slogan is About Anal Probing https://t.co/Uvh7tRdI2w @fakedansavage pic.twitter.com/ROKTvrfWHS

— Towleroad (@tlrd) February 5, 2016

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Cardi-hoe pic.twitter.com/GNX0PxjcAj

— Kyle Kash (@kylekashxxx) January 30, 2016

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Post-shower #scruff #otter #gayporn #guyswithtats #longhair #bbbh pic.twitter.com/uGjpeW2Q5w

— Aaron Burke (@AaronBurkeXXX) January 31, 2016

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So even tho we’ve never met and only talked a couple times @JJKnightXXX is bae so hands off. We are a typical #pornpowercouple bahahaha ??

— Dakota Wolfe (@Dakota_WolfeXXX) January 26, 2016

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Sporting some @BromoOfficial gear @ the gym. Maybe they’d like me to top a boy or two for them. #pumped #daddypower pic.twitter.com/KsmtUJZpA2

— Hugh Hunter (@HughHunterXXX) February 6, 2016

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Apparently as a part of porn Twitter, you’re obligated to take at least 1 photo like this in an airplane lavatory. pic.twitter.com/NxvFpmX7Vf

— Bravo Delta (@bravodelta9) February 4, 2016

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Off to the gym gotta get back to full blown animal status….grrrr pic.twitter.com/BRNGdw88Zs

— Ty Roderick (@XXXTyRoderick) February 3, 2016

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Late workout pic.twitter.com/LnIg65MvxS

— Billy Santoro (@BillySantoroXXX) February 3, 2016

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???? pic.twitter.com/Lhe2cUsN8X

— Russëll (@IAM_DJ_Michael) February 4, 2016

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @DevenGreen keep the flowers I was passing a funeral home figured this dead guy won’t miss em pic.twitter.com/btOYVZXNpo

— Boomer Banks (@BoomerBanksXXX) February 1, 2016

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Happy to be a quencher pic.twitter.com/sQCRvdXNYs

— DeviantOtter (@DeviantOtter) January 26, 2016

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Deviant Otter can splash on me any time he wants. Woof.

Obviously, #FF all these hilarious/sexy tweet people.

– tyler