We’re not entirely convinced that Alex Nardell is a real person. In the picture above, he looks like a living, breathing Tom of Finland cartoon. His proportions are simply unbelievable! I mean, how do you even get such a small waist and broad shoulders? Is it Photoshop? Selling your soul to an evil magician? We’re dying to know…
For those of you who aren’t into the cigar and pornstache, make sure to check out the rest of Nardell’s pictures. In his clean cut state, he looks like some gorgeous model Samantha would fuck on Sex and the City. We realize that’s probably the gayest way to explain his hotness, but we can’t help it. He makes us feel really gay. In our pants.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Shoot Me Up
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And he gives good face!
More please.
Oh. My. Cher..
Looks so much better without the ‘stach…That body of his is rockin…Good Lord!!!!
I want to be a pair of Rufskin swim trunks.
nice
I would absolutely take him either way! Serious!
The top two photos are ‘chopped to MAKE him look more like a Tom of Finland guy…
Thank You SANTA!
woof!!!
Damn! Those two in-the-water pictures are fucking hot!
would love that porn stache tickling my cock…
even with the cheesy porno-stache, still mega-hot.
hot or what!!! i want a pair of rufskin swimwear on my bedroom floor and him in my bed!!!!!!!
B-E-A-Utiful !!!!
oh my jizzzum.
I love that stache. 😀 Woof!