Quickie: Colby Binford

Up-and-coming photographer Colby Binford also happens to be an up-and-coming model. I mean, let’s be real! If you were this beautiful, you’d take pictures of yourself too. And then you’d post them to the internet for pervs like me to masturbate to. Simple equation, eh?

At six feet tall and 147 pounds, it’s safe to say this guy’s one skinny little bitch. Of course, it’s also safe to say that I’ll punch the first person who calls him “fat”. And for those of you who chime in with an “eat a sandwich” comment? Well, I’ll let you off easy with a cock-slap across the face.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Colby Binford

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33 thoughts on “Quickie: Colby Binford

  1. I’m not really feelin him. Something about the hips and waist transition isn’t working for me. But he’s not ugly by any stretch of the imagination.

  2. hes disgusting

    get some fucking taste – this guy is only fit for a catholic priest

  3. dave banham i take offense to that please don’t say that again!

    i think he’s cute. more please!

  4. I think the Jonas you all are thinking of is Nick, and I actually had to take a double take and look again at first cause that first pic looks just like him.

  5. The 4th picture ruined it for me…that hair?….and his waist is just weird looking to me also

  6. He reminds me of a Macbook Air – just pop him in an envelope and mail him to his destination.

  7. Wow, such hate! He’s twenty years old, perfectly legal. Plus, I think he’s gorgeous. He’s toned, trim, and handsome. Cripes, didn’t your mothers ever tell you if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say it (or type)?

  8. He’s cute and disgusting at the same time. I think the third pic after the break is what’s ruining it for me. His body looks extremely disproportionate.

  9. LOL. Nit pick much? Really, Poonanny, tell us how you really feel. Wait. Please don’t. You were rude enough the first time around. As was Dave B.
    I think he has a nice face.

  10. He has that classic 50’s look with a few years and 20 lbs and he is HOTTER than hell !!! BTW he does ( hate them ) look like one of the Jonas Brothers ………

  11. Do I have to be the first one to mention that he looks retarded in the 3rd picture after the jump?!

  12. Damn, He really is way too skinny. I have crackheads that live around here that have more meat on their bones!
    he might get hotter when he turns 18… until then, he’s jail bait!

  13. OMG, IT’S THE MISSING JONAS BROTHER!!!

    Lol. He is a bit too skinny… give the bitch a sandwich.

    (I’ll take my cockslap now, Dewitt. On the left side, please)

    And he’s got that awful tall-skinny-guy posture – all slung-back, like some kind of alien. Not all tall skinny guys have it, but it’s some of them… the ones who feel self conscious about being tall, and sort of develop it from trying to blend in and look shorter… I don’t like him already.

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