I wouldn’t call Heiko Mittelhäusser your typical hot guy. Sure, he’s absolutely beautiful, but there’s something “off” about him. It’s almost as if he’s a magical man-creature who pranced out of an enchanted forest. Wait, pretend I didn’t say anything about prancing. That’s sure to encourage “too gay” comments from the peanut gallery…
Speaking of gay, I’d like to nuzzle my face in this guy’s crotch. His bulge is looking rather tasty in that pair of white Calvin Klein briefs, and it’s got me curious about what lies beyond the waistband. Hmm, do you think he’d mind if I pulled them down a bit?
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Stephen Schramm
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mmmm now THAT is a crotch! I totally agree, Dewitt!
Something Zac Efron-esque about him – maybe the eyes – but other than the package, the total package does nothing for me. I would, though, be quite happy with “the real” Zac… I think.
German, huh? I hope /this/ one is white enough for some folks…
I dunno…there’s something about him that looks like he’s a serial killer to me… Not saying he doesn’t have a rocking bod, but he creeps me out…
Sorry, Dewitt, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The bulge is nice, but the hair doesn’t work. And is it the photographer’s accenting, or does this guy have a rash on the left side of his waist?
The dude has the crazy eyes.
The hair, the face, the body (even if nice) none of meshes together I’m curious on his eye colour I should assume blue I suppose anyone else kind of see a fake looking bulge or stuffed whichever you want to say.
Kuddos to whoever took these pictures and chose to not photoshop out his birthmark or whatever that is on the anatomical left side (our right)(hope saying the anatomical thing doesn’t make me seem like some pretentious asshole.)
Looks like a gymbunny version of Rasputin.
nah, its not real..the head is too small for that kind of a body I reckon and there’s something about the width of his neck compared to the size of his head too.
Didn’t know we were here to debate if “it” is real. Nice body. Not digging the hair.
@Andrew the Adult DVD guy
“I reckon”!?!
I immediately stopped reading at that point.
I wonder how does he look like without all the Photoshop work…
Shut up, Malandro. Please. Go photoshop something… Maybe a pic of yourself and remove all of your fingers so you can’t type. Seriously. Thanks.
I agree malandro! And whats up with his name?
I’m not much into euro guys but he’s at least decent looking, though I bet his body is not half as good as it looks with all the photoshop.
awesome bulge, cute guy, tragic pompadour
Karma, you wouldn’t know photoshop if it bit you in the nuts. Jealous comes to mind.
LOL @ hayson. Well said!
I agree funtimes, he really does look like Zac Efron! Still, a very delicious-looking banana hammock…
The dude reminds me too much of David Bowie. And that is just too weird! Sorry—doesn’t do anything for me
YUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man,. he fills that pouch nice and full!
While I think he is absolutely and totally attractive with a killer crotch, I think the thing that is off putting about him is his hairstyle… And maybe his glassy looking eyes. In underwear shoots, I prefer if men look like they’ve just undressed themselves instead of having perfect hair that seems to defy gravity.
Definitely a 9.5/10 though.