Looking at pictures of Jason Vendryes makes me want to puke. And I mean that in the literal sense. Seriously, I almost took up bulimia after noticing this man’s complete lack of body fat. After pondering this terrible decision for a moment, I figured it’d be much more practical to burn calories by jerking off to his pics.
How fucking gorgeous is this man? I’d say I want to rub butter all over his body and then lick it off, but then I’d get too fat for him to love me, marry me and impregnate me with his babies. Ugh, I’m having an insecure moment over here! Pardon me while I go masturbate in the corner while eating my feelings (and a cheeseburger).
– Dewitt
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At first glance, I though his name was Jason Voorhies, lol! Great body, nice face! I’d totally hit it…or let him hit it!
Beautiful eyes and lips! I’d def go on a date with him!
Definately dateable
he is very hot indeed…. but I’d convince him to get a haircut 😉
yep its all about shallow superficial image and no substance.Nice to look at but thats about it.
Scott
Nice to look at but no substance? You can tell that from his picture can you? I say that this guy has dedication and willpower from his pictures.
So if you have a couple of pounds, we should assume you’re all personality and smarts? I bet you’d be really fit “if you wanted to”
Grab another burger.
ver dateable, but with shorter hair.
Great pictures but for a change have to admit that none of he “after the jump” pictures had the same impact as that first teaser picture which just made you go wow.
Woof!
eat another hamburger? you think insulting people about their weight makes you look good? I put an asshole in the hospital for calling me fat once..he still aint right in the head. but he dont call me fat no more. Nuff said!
Scott have U ever herd that old saying that U cannot judge a book by it cover ? It sounds 2 me as if U have a inferiority complex & BTW Scott talking about hypocrisy in it’s worst form U can call someone shallow & superficial 4 not being fat & yet put someone in the hospital 4 calling U fat
Seriously HOT!!
I fell in love with this guy last year when he did the undergear Thanksgiving special. So I did what any self respecting stalker does and found him on facebook! He was nice and directed me to his fanpage. Said his personal one was for friends and family. So now I have to hope we meet. Or he at least comes out with new pictures soon!
Seriously yummy!
i do like jason’s first and last pics, best.
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Slightly above average facial looks, regularly see like him walking down the street. Do-able? definitely but compared to some of the other contenders? ……. nothing special!
Now compared to me: A God! 🙂 but as I’m NOT a contender I suppose I’m entitled to sit in judgment. One again: Nowhere near Bernardo Velasco!