Quickie: Kalin Rosales

Kalin Rosales owns what a friend of mine refers to as “DSL.” Translation? Dick Sucking Lips! They’re all pursed and puffy and just begging for something to be stuffed between them. Photographer Thomas Synnamon captured the tatted-up Kalin dick wrestling what looks like Nana’s afghan made into a hipster tank top. Whoever styled this shoot should be shot, but Rosales rescues it with those lips and that sculpted bod. Mr. Synnamon’s on a roll.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Thomas Synnamon

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26 thoughts on “Quickie: Kalin Rosales

  1. I will pass on him. He doesn’t do anything for me, but this doesn’t mean he’s ugly.

  2. hmm…well the fish net top is kind of turn off and the tat’s…kill it!

  3. To you, they’re stupid. To him (and those of us inked) it may have some symbolic meaning.

  4. WoW tattoo look nice while you’re young,when get much old that thing will looked like skin diseases, yuk yuk, i saw once this european old man tell you it look scare…..

  5. Wow! I haven’t seen that cable-knit vest since the 1980s! BTW, I’d like to see him clean-shaven; the facial hair just doesn’t look right on him.

  6. The U/D/D is the symbol for the quarks composing a proton… Guess you gotta be a real geek to appreciate that one…. I wouldn’t kick him out of bed… especially if he’s smart to boot!

  7. the one below his belly button is a heartagram, the logo for the band HIM. love that band, and this guy is hot

  8. I don’t mind the bottom tattoo, but that chest tattoo is just way too distracting. I’m a firm believer that the triangle between both shoulders down to the belly button should remaining tattoo-free, tattoo just stand out for all the wrong reasons.

    Shame because he is a beautiful guy otherwise

  9. Damn it, dude is hot! What an incredibly sexy look he’s got going on there. I’m not a big tat fan but those work for him…that sweater on the other hand is another story. All I can say is “damn those little black shorts! Where is my x-ray vision to see thru them?!”

  10. Damn it, dude is hot! What an incredibly sexy look he’s got going on there. I’m not a big tat fan but those work for him…that sweater on the other hand is another story. All I can say is “damn those little black shorts! Where is my x-ray vision to see thru them?!”

  11. I think the chest tattoo is just a random picture he liked and got done.
    But the treasure trail tatto is to the band Him. They call it the “heartagram” (obviously like a pentagram but with two points rounded to give a heart shape.)

    As for this dude- FUCK HE’S HOT!!!
    I was scrolling down the page hoping for the next one to be a nude
    YUM!

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