Quickie: Kyle Mullen

Can I please direct your attention to Kyle Mullen‘s face? In particular, let’s take a moment to focus on his lips, as we collectively imagine all the things we’d like to place between them… like a cheeseburger! Obviously, my mind went directly to a cheeseburger. I mean, look at him! This kid could stand to gain a few pounds…

Just kidding. I was actually talking about my penis. As it goes, these pictures are making it kind of stiff. If you’ll excuse me for a moment, I need to take a break and readjust myself under the desk. And while I’m doing so, I’ll be fantasizing about a certain someone working his magic down there.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Kyle Goldie

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34 thoughts on “Quickie: Kyle Mullen

  1. I think it says, “if you can read this tattoo, it probably means you are on top of me with your cock in my ass”…or something to that effect….

  2. “I want to go to heaven
    to that promised land
    I need another chance
    I want to meet that man”
    Who said all tats are doucey and can’t be meaningful…

  3. He is just plain handsome! LOVE the tats! Looks like a good ole farm boy in some of the pics. My kind of guy…. At the moment.. lol

  4. Not sure what all the rage is. He’s not THAT cute, looks like he’s barely on this side of puberty & the tats look ridiculous…I’m an avid fan of ink, but it should be balanced; his looks like he just kind of went “Here’s a good spot!” without much more thought going into it than that. It’s a rare day when I say this, but this dude would look a lot better without the ink.

  5. It actually says:

    I want to go to Heaven
    To the promise land
    I need another chance
    I want to meet that man

    Notice how it’s promise and not promised? I’m thinking tattoo typo!

  6. He is still young enough to drool abscent-mindedly. We need to let boys grow into men first. Then see what they’re about.

  7. Young, cute and legal – can’t be bad. With a little work in the gym he could grow a space to insert the missing ‘d’

  8. And here we have gay guys criticizing a guy that’s clearly out of their leauge. Why can’t you guys just appreciate the beauty that he is, nobody is forcing you to jump in to bed with him. And the missing D on his tattoo might just be missing for a reason, his tattoo’s look professionally done so i reckon that if it was suppose to be there he or the tattoo artist would’ve noticed. It’s a poem that obviously has personal meaning to him.

  9. man those bedroom eyes and those blow me lips and an awesome set of abs, who can’t overlook a ridiculous tat? I’m into the tribal bicep tats myself, makes my awesome guns even hotter 🙂

  10. He’s absolutely stunning! The tattoo is sentimental which tells me he’d be great for curling up with on the couch to watch a movie. He’s got a great body, so he’s not someone who has no get-up-and-go. He’s got a beautiful, soulful face, amazing lips, and incredible eyes. He’s an absolute treat! Thank you to the powers that be for putting him on here… I’ll be placing him in my dream husband folder now.

  11. STOP TRYING TO MAKE GUYS FAT!

    He has a good body. I know this is America and we’re all supposed to be obese. But some people like to take care of their bodies.

    Thank you.

  12. He is gorgeous! Find the tats distracting but couldn’t really see them that well, so maybe some meaning. I love the first pic after the jump. A sexy man is sexy dressed and he IS sexy! yummy

  13. FIRST OF ALL… THIS MAN IS GREAT TO LOOK AT, A GREAT FRIEND AND MODEL… AND HE IS NOT GAY… SEXY AND FINE AS HELL BUT NOT GAY SADLY FOR ALL OF YOU!… AND HE IS OLDER THAN JUSTIN BEIBER… ALSO KEEP IN MIND… HE HAS STYLIST… SO IF IT WORKS FOR HIM AND THEM HE WILL GET PAID… I PERSONALLY FIND MY DEAR HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND A GOD!!!!

  14. THE TATS… HE WAS IN THE ARMED FORCES…. 90% ARE TATTOOED…. AND THEY ARE GORGEOUS TO LOOK AT…

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