Quickie: Leonardo Almeida

As crazy as it may sound, I was sold on Leonardo Almeida from a picture where he’s fully clothed. You might be able to figure this out for yourself, but I’ll tell you anyway—it’s the one where he’s wearing a dark green t-shirt and a pair of jeans. Can we talk about how perfect that bulge is? I mean, if I saw him out in public like that, I wouldn’t be able to keep my eyes off his crotch. Beyoncé could ride a damn stegosaurus down the street, and my eyes would still be stuck on that package.

The funny thing is that he has so many other qualities I could focus on—seductive eyes, kissable lips, fantastic smile, chiseled abs, solid pecs—and yet my mind still keeps drifting between his legs to take another look at that denim-clad equipment. What’s wrong with me? Should I see a therapist for my obsession, or is this totally normal and healthy?

– Dewitt

See more pictures of Leonardo Almeida (and his perfect body) below:

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

Male model Leonardo Almeida

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231 thoughts on “Quickie: Leonardo Almeida

  1. Yes, that certainly is a nice jean bulge but one might release their obsession with it after seeing the underwear and speedo shots and recognizing that it was an optical illusion. One might anyway…and that same one might not. It’s hard to tell.

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