Quickie: Matt Kirkham

Every now and then, I’ll see a guy who’s so attractive that my only logical response is to spasm in my desk chair and make weird noises. Some of you may have experienced this sensation before. And if you haven’t? You’re about to experience it with Matt Kirkham.

Aside from his occasionally misguided hairstyles, this guy is pretty much perfect in every other way. I mean, are you in love yet? Or am I completely exaggerating his level of hotness?

– Dewitt

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53 thoughts on “Quickie: Matt Kirkham

  1. He would be waaay hotter if he did something about that ridiculous hair…

    That pic of him in the cowboy hat is HOT !

  2. Damn, I would do that 100 ways to Sunday…
    He’s definitely hotter with the hairy chest..

  3. Yep, hot guy, but…wish these hot shots would avoid using objects of devotion like the American flag, the rosary, the cross, etc. in their soft porn productions.

  4. HenryIII – yes mate the hair is fucked, still its only a trip to the barber and then I’d take it home to bed.

  5. amazing, hair or no hair…. not his fault, probably a stylist….

    his ass is incredible, he could sit on my face for a whole week…. and perfect proportions and hair distribution, let’s hope he gets into porn one of these days….

  6. Now that is one BEAUTIFUL man!!! He has one hell of a hot ass too. I will be dreaming about Matt for a long long time. The man has it all!

  7. Maybe he’d be hotter if there weren’t such lifelessness in his eyes. You can’t look at him without falling asleep. Good body though, but what’s the point without a little emotion?

  8. A really nice model with fabulous body AND I love the hair, what a great bubble butt.

  9. I think some of the haircuts make his head look bigger than his upper bod. A trip to a good hair place would make that hottie even hotter 🙂
    Those legs and ass can be behind me ANY time 🙂

  10. I think that they are fucking with his hair, just to keep us from hunting him down and gang raping him…which wouldn’t be a bad idea, except i’d want to be the entire gang…

    he has a gorgeous head of hair, I know several stylist who could do fantastic things with it and none of them would involve shaving it off…

    but I’m telling you he wouldn’t be able to walk two blocks and not get thrown down on the sidewalk and get fucked and that’s not counting what the women would do with him…

    poor thing, to be so gorgeous…I guess I’ll have to be his “body” guard!!

  11. He kinda looks like the type of guy that would scream and jump on a chair if he saw a mouse on the kitchen floor. But he’s cute.

  12. how about dropping the ridiculous themed underwear costumes? they’re worse than his hair.

  13. are some of you guys for real? he’s pretty damn handsome, period. who gives a fuck about the hair…?

  14. Gee, I actually like his hair!!!! of course I actually like every part of him!!! he’s a hottie!!!!

  15. His body hair is super sexy! Love the photo with the red suspenders and the rosary. I think it might have to do with the thought of corrupting someone with a rosary!

  16. If my cock was up his ass and his toes were curling around my shoulders, his hair would be the last thing I’d be worried about. And if you’re any different, you’ve probably never fucked anyone that hot, since you’re a nelly, fussy queen.

  17. Hmmm…gorgeous body, but nothing of interest above the neck. The hair definitely needs some work and the face is dead. No emotion whatsoever.

    That being said, I do have to agree that the rosary/suspender shot is HOT!

  18. love the pics, but what’s this “jump” thing the author keeps referring to? if it’s a link, where do i find it?

    Thanks!

  19. Yucka. LIke a very fifth rate Ryan Idol working as an underwear model. Who styles these dudes?

  20. I don’t get what the big deal is about his hair. After having chemo and being bald, I’d kill to have his hair. You guys need a new perspective on life. This guy is hot, hair and all!

  21. People, the boy had no say in the hairstyles. He showed up right out of bed and was rinsed off, painted up, and coiffed HARD . Blame the raging queen stylists but please stop harping on the poor models.

  22. After I am done FUCKING his GORGEOUS ass that precisely how his hair would look LOL !!! BTW Call-me-old-fashion-maybe I guess U can call-me-old-fashion 2 because I could not agree with U more …..

  23. OMG… HOTT!!!!! (I think I just jizzed in my pants a la SNL Andy Samberg digital short.)

  24. He’s got hair everywhere it’s supposed to be.
    And the thick mop on his head is perfect for grabbing on to. 😉

  25. Wow, that’s some VERY unfortunate hair. Although, in those shots with the wood background, he looks damn fine.

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