Quickie: Steven Brewis

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“Why does that name look familiar?” a blogger asked himself, as he pulled up pictures of Steven Brewis, scratched his balls and took another swig of lukewarm coffee. “Have we dated before? Did he hand me his business card at a networking event? Did I blow him in an alley one night when I was drunk?”

Eventually, it dawned on our brave hero that he had written about Steven in the past. The chiseled male model had appeared in a camping-themed shoot for underwear brand Andrew Christian, and he had wowed the blogger’s readers with his startling good looks.

The blogger paused for a moment.

“How do I justify writing about this guy again?” he asked himself, since he apparently has a habit of asking himself a ton of question. Then he experienced a wave of inspiration! With fire in his eyes and pre-cum on his thigh, he opened the browser window, created a new post and wrote: “Steven Brewis is a total hottie, and I want to see his peen. OMG, LOL.”

The end.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Tom Cullis Photography

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1,223 thoughts on “Quickie: Steven Brewis

  1. What a gorgeous hunk. No need to justify his return. Again and again (and again) would be just fine with me.

  2. What a beautiful story…about a SUPER BEAUTIFUL man. Please get him in The Ten so he can knock the other lesser stunning men down a notch. Send him my way when he’s done with that (because I’m sure you have that type of super power over the guys that you blog about…right?).

  3. What a beautiful story…about a SUPER BEAUTIFUL man. Please get him in The Ten so he can knock the other lesser stunning men down a notch. Send him my way when he’s done with that (because I’m sure you have that type of super power over the guys that you blog about…right?).

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