Quickie: Straight Porn Is Weird

I’m sorry in advance.


 

Sometimes you click on things and immediately start to question what evil force possessed you and forced you to click that photo of a woman jacking off a bunch of turtles. Sometimes you worry that there must be something wrong with you for thinking “hey! Maybe it’ll be funny,” and forwarding it to someone else that you work with (I’m sorry Juan). Sometimes you’ve already watched it, and so it’s time to make other people watch it so you’re not all alone.

Such is the case with Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, the straight porn “parody” of the latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot. It’s. Real fuckin’ weird. I don’t really have anything else to say about it, but it’s here if you want to watch it:

 

 

And if you don’t want to have to sit through a bunch of boy on girl action to get to the “good” part, here’s the part where all the turtles cum on April and it’s green and I’m sorry again:
turtledicks

 

I don’t know, sometimes.  I thought this was gonna be fun like this other almost-offensive TMNT porn collection I shared a while back. I was wrong.

 

So wrong.  Turtle Penis Power, y’all.

 

– tyler

2 thoughts on “Quickie: Straight Porn Is Weird

  1. When you compare them to the blindfolded “straight guy ” starting to get blown by a woman then he takes the blindfold off & ends up fucking a guy in a moving van. That’s a turn on? Or the I fucked the groom, or my brother’s straight friend. There’s more stupid bad gay porn out there than good.

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