Quickie: The Harrison Twins

Admittedly, the hair is douchey. Try to imagine them with better hair. They don’t seem like douches personally, though. That could be because they have hot accents and I want to eat their asses. It’s the Harrison Twins. They’re British bodybuilders who model.

Have you ever been to a pig roast? You know how the pig is on a spit, and they spin it around? This is going to sully my innocent reputation but I want to be their pig. I want one in my mouth, and one in my ass and they are welcome to try and spin me. That would certainly distract me from those haircuts.

Owen and Lewis here (ya got me as to which is which) were born in 1990 and are quickly becoming sought-after fitness models in the UK. I am searching after my lube because that pig roast fantasy is never going to happen but I can still interfere with myself to these pics.

Photo credits: Harrison TwinsJustin Tayler , and Hot Snapz

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45 thoughts on “Quickie: The Harrison Twins

  1. they need a new hair stylist and to lighten up on the juice! not natural in any way.

  2. The both have great bodies but dam those faces and their hair, nasty! I am not saying I wouldn’t do them I’m just saying get the paper bags out!

  3. You are sick. It would be interesting to know how they could be any douchier. How much lower can you possibly get??

  4. Damn, all you judgmental people need to sow us your rock hard bodies that are the result of being professional fitness models. Let’s see how you look when a photographer decides how to do your hair, make up, and clothes? Snide little bitches.

  5. Well, based on the last 7 comments…it’s just you and me in on the Pig Roast JHarvey. That is if you’re willing to share. Douchey hair? Hell yes…but in a hot Jersey Shore kinda way.

  6. no one gets a body like that “as a result of being a fitness model”. It’s the other way around. Those bodies are the result of something a bit more “enhancing”…

  7. Actually, achieving a physique like that just takes dedication and is attainable without steroids. Just because they look better than you doesn’t mean they used drugs.

  8. Right, I know you couldn’t resist a chance at a dig at someone you don’t know but, if you can show me you have the same degrees in sports medicine, and nutrition, plus the 8 fitness certifications I hold and use everyday, then I might consider taking your word for it, but probably not because it would still be bullshit. You’re either a roider yourself, or just too fucking dumb to know what your talking about. I work with athletes EVERYDAY. I work with bodies EVERYDAY, and I now what they are capable of and what they’re not and I sure as hell know when I’m looking at an enhanced one. So I know what I’m fucking talking about, which is why I don’t need to use bitchy comments to make a valid point.

  9. Ahhh, the claims of “I’m an expert because I say so”. You’ll understand if I don’t take your word. I’ve worked with some pretty upstanding fellows who had bodies similar to the ones you’re insulting, and they, too did it without artificial means. Just hard work and dedication. The internet is full of experts who use foul language and insults to try and probe a point. This is called “trolling”.

  10. Perhaps noboyd you know, but I am always willing to give the benefit of the doubt. I didn’t automatically assume these men are on drugs, why do you? If you’re really working with bodies everyday then you know for photo shoots like these or competitions they dehydrate themselves to make the muscles stand out more.

  11. I’m not an expert b/c I say so, I’m an expert becaue my education, degrees, and certifications say so. Hard work and dedication will surely earn you an enviable physique, but don’t kid yourself by thinking that those overgrown arms and shoulders are a result of just that. If I’m not mistaken, it was your reply that used an offensive dig so as to “proove your point”, troll, so when someone sounds like they’re an ignorant asshole, then I’ll go ahead and call them an ignorant asshole.

  12. STUNNIG CREATURES!!!!! My wrist hasn’t been this sore since I was young and learned how to lock the bathroom door.

  13. See that’s the difference. I don’t need to assume they’re using enhancements. I just KNOW. Why do I know, see above about my qualifications on the matter. You can dehydrate all you want sweetie, but that doesn’t account for the impossibly large deltoids and pecs. Please dude, open your eyes.

  14. You “know” because you “just know”? No amount of logic and reason will ever change someone one like you. No amount of decency and respect would cross your mind when someone disagrees. You know because you “just know”. You can’t possible know for certain unless you are they. So quit trolling and spouting “qualifications” since how you feel is irrelevant to the facts (which are you don’t know, and neither do it). I still maintain my assertation that we can’t assume drugs are used.

  15. I don’t think I’m young or cute enough for you and your 7.5 x 6″ cock. Plus, you’d have to go vers for me (or at least be open to tag-teaming guys every now and then).

  16. I never called you a troll directly, I just made the observation that people who use foul language and insults are trolls. You were the one that assumed I must have been referring to you. Sucks when people make assumptions based on not knowing someone, huh? Oh, the irony.

  17. Jesus Christ but you ARE thick aren’t you? When your educated on a certain subject don’t you just KNOW things about that subject? Isn’t that how education works, or perhaps you lacked an actual education which is why you’re misunderstanding. Ever heard of an educated guess? Ever heard of an education??

    Listen, I’m tired of haggling with you. I feel dumber just reading your replies. You don’t need to take what I say as gospel truth, but my qualifications have nothing to do with my “feelings”. There is a difference between knowing something and feeling something. I suspect you feel a lot of things b/c you don’t know much of anything. I know what I know because Iv’e been taught to recognize how the body works, and what can and can’t be done with supplementation, legal or otherwise. I also know what I know because I have spent years working with those who have enhanced themselves, and I know one when I see one. I do that by using my (you guessed it) training and education to asses someone body type and the condition it’s in so as to form an educated guess as to how they got to be so -IT’S MY FUCKING JOB DUDE!. I don’t know what you’re basing YOUR “disagreement” on, but it seems as if I know more than you on the subject. I will certainly rely on my education, training and experience on the subject of the human body and helth and fitness over your baseless “assupmtions” any day.

  18. See, here’s what I mean… you demand that I take you at your word that you’re an expert on the body (presumably because you don’t like people questioning your alleged qualifications) and yet you’re ripping on these guys, and me, because you’re making assumptions. You want me to believe you, but you’re unwilling to believe that they are using drugs. That’s the point all along. The burden of proof has ALWAYS been on the accuser. Show me the actual, physical evidence (drug tests) that they are using steroids. Further, show me the evidence of your qualifications beyond you’re simply writing it.

  19. great bods, but somehow their faces say “I pick things up and put them down.” Unfortunately, they will have more money than I’ll ever see….oh well.

  20. nice bods for sure, but their faces seem to say “I lift things up and put them down.” Jus’ sayin…. 🙂

  21. You must be confusing this with another pointless argument you’re having with someone. I never demanded you take what I say as gospel truth. I simpky stated my opinion on the stwte of their physiques, and when you disagreed and insulted me I did the only thing I could do and offered why and how I came to my (far more likely educated) position on the matter. I obviously can’t prove to you that I’m right and I sure as hell don’t need to qualify my education and experience to you. I certainly don’t go around claiming to have a career and knowledge in a particular field for shits and giggle. You say the burden of proof is on the accuser, well where’s your proof thatI’m wrong? You can believe me or not. It makes no difference and I really don’t care.

  22. You made a definitive written statement claiming to know that these fitness models were using steroids. Now you’re writing it was merely opinion. I never wrote your qualifications were wrong, I just asked for evidence. For someone who doesn’t care what someone on the internet thinks, you sure keep trying to defend your claims. Again, the whole point I was making that it sucks when someone accuses someone else based on no physical evidence. You’re also the one that’s been making snarky written statements about me, specifically my education. You’re the one that wrote the definitive statement that these men were on “roids”. All I did was ask for the evidence and you got confrontationaland started the name calling.

  23. Generally when one uses quotation marks, there are two uses. To show a verbatim quote, word for word which seems to be your intent, and the other usage to highlight in the a sense of other means (I don’t know how to italicize or underline on these forums).

  24. Read back a little. I said there were enhancements, not “roids”. That was YOUR interpretation of what I said and you were the one who said it first. Also, the snarkcstarted with you, or is ” Just because they look better than you” supposed to be some sort of compliment? Also, I would definitely call someone education into question when it’s obvious they don’t quite understand how it works, and dont know the difference bdtween “knowing” and “feeling”.

  25. I did not write that bit. That was another poster.and you’re quite right in pointing it my misuage of “roids” indicating my misreading your earlier written statement when you accused the other poster of being a “roider yourself”. Also, what makes you think I’m not qualified (based on your assumption of my lack of education) to write on certain things? Granted, I do not have years of education in biology or the like, but then I didn’t make that claim. The closest I came to any sort of knowledge in that area was writing about how models and competitors dehydrate themselves to enhance the appearance of the muscles.

  26. Write whatever you like. It’s a free country. This is now cutting into MY gym time, which is sacred. Have a nice weekend.

  27. At any rate, it’s clear you believe that theses guys whose living is exercise and modeling are using enhancements of a pill or injections because you know it (and you did write that you knew so). There’s just no use in continuing to try and point out you can’t know something like that for certain unless you’re there or have seen test results. Have a good day

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