When it comes to my boner, Robert Pattinson is hit or miss. I can't pretend that I don't understand the appeal of him (like some of you), but I also can't comprehend why anyone would go crazy over him. There are times when he looks very much like someone I'd put my penis into. Then there are moments when he looks like a complete hot mess.
For this post, I've decided to include three recent pictures of the Twilight star that caught my attention. The first is from Vanity Fair Italia, in which Robert is lying on his stomach with just a little bit of his back exposed. The shirt he's wearing makes him look like a faux-lumberjack, and I find that hot for some reason. While we're still talking about this one, can you say "bedroom eyes"?
The last two pictures are outtakes from Bruce Weber's shoot for regular ol' Vanity Fair. In the first one, Pattinson throws back a bottle of Rolling Rock and manages to look ruggedly handsome in a totally preppy sweater. It makes me want to drink beers with him and help him experiment with his sexuality.
In the very last picture, it's not the celebrity subject who I find most intriguing. For some reason, they thought it'd be a good idea to surround the vampire heartthrob with six beefy rugby players. I'd rather have sex with all six of them (preferably at the same time), but I'd definitely settle for gang-banging Pattinson in the locker-room.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Stewart Shining/Vanity Fair Italia
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I would rather the rugby team
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he actually pulls off that sweater pretty damn well. All it takes is for him to actually clean up and he looks pretty good.
I don’t get the hype about this guy AT ALL!
yeah…I agree…I think he’s totally hot in the first pic…and almost none existant in the second…but I’d do him…love the eyes, the while hair, the scraggy face…that on a young guy gets me going…and the fine dark hairy on his arms…makes me wonder where else that hair is…
yeah it’s a hot rugby team…
but how can you not help but make out with a facial expression like that?
The dog on the guy’s lap is more attractive than buttface!
awe no way,
There is something there that is most definetly a reccurant theme in his pictures. A little something extra. Hes a mess alright, A HOT fucking mess.