If you care about burly, sweaty men tackling each other in allegedly non-sexual ways, September’s a good month for you! The Rugby World Cup starts on the 8th, with hosts New Zealand taking on the giant men of Tonga. Now that rugby’s kind of a thing here, you can maybe even catch the competition at a local bar. Also, that same weekend the NFL regular season starts, with thirty-two teams of burly men in spandex pants tackling each other for hours at a time.
My childhood best friend works in college athletics, and he’s one of those guys that REALLY likes sports. All sports. He can talk to you about college football and major league baseball and he can tell you about who got picked when in the last NBA draft. Meanwhile, most of my other friends can’t even tell you who won the last World Series.
Personally, I prefer the contact sports–rugby, hockey and football. Although they’ve all got helmets on most of the time, I have no problem spending Sunday afternoons and Monday nights ogling the Ravens’ Joe Flacco or the Saints’ Drew Brees. (Actually, truth be told, I save most of my JO fantasies for Saints head coach Sean Payton, who strikes me as the perviest DILF ever.)
Where do you stand? Are you in favor of sitting around and watching groups of men grope each other’s balls for money? Or would you rather just bypass the innuendo and stick to porn?
– Lawrence
For pics of the men in question, Follow the JUMP:
Drew Brees
Sean Payton
Joe Flacco
Football suuuucks. Tebow’s still fucking gorgeous though.
no
In a right-wing fundamentalist Christianist nutjob kind of way, yes…
I think that it’s a bit odd that the question is about contact sports and yet not one of the four images you picked shows any contact whatsoever. It’s might be a good idea to match the pics to what you’re trying to discuss. This is pretty boring overall. Just sayin’, Bro.
If you want to see what I consider one of the hottest pics I’ve taken of a couple of rugby lads, check out my main pic here: https://modelmayhem.com/jimwilkinson
There’s contact, but it’s subtle and to me that makes it even hotter.
I watch sports and porn for the respective enjoyment I get from each, so those categories are entirely different. So if I want to get hot & horny, then porn is the way for me to go…
For some reason I think there’s an issue between the sites regarding the link I posted above. I just moved the image to my blog if anyone wants to see it (Jim Wilkinson Images – highlighted as my name)… or maybe this? http://www.modelmayhem.com/jimwilkinson
Australian Rugby the hottest
I think my fave is Kansas City QB Matt Cassell. Or any of the other many QB’s named Matt (Ryan, Stafford, Leinart, Schaub, Hasselbeck, etc.).
nothing beats Rugby for pure sexuality, hockey rocks too
rugby to get the engine running then porn to finish it all off 😉
Amatuer wrestling is da bomb
ummm those guys are deff hotter then porn hehe
Depends on the porn movie. 😉
But despite its premise of burly men in tight pants reaching between each others legs and rolling around in the dirt together, I don’t particularly find football to be that sexy. Sure, there are some hot individual players, but I don’t think I’ve ever gotten turned on by just watching a regular NFL game.
Give me baseball anytime. Have you seen some of those players when they step up to the plate?! Their forearms are like tree trunks! Then they stick their ass out and assume the position. And the cracking noise that’s made when the ball’s hit with the bat?! That’s pure masculine strength there, baby!
The only thing that keeps rugby from being really hot is that all major league rugby stars are missing half their teeth. Definitely not sexy.
Cause we all know that there are no nutjobs on the left wing, liberal, agnostic side. WHY CAN’T PEOPLE JUST STOP JUDGING EVERYONE?!?!?! Damn! You make me sick!
I think they are two separate things. Some times, in the mood for one, sometimes the other.
Sorry Mat but the guy is right about T_bow. Having read a scathing review about his football skills in Sundays paper, the guy is a loser. He is the Sarah Palin of the NFL. No talent but lots of religious conservative nutjobs who want him to be QB ! Now I am certainly not a sports guy but that just sounds insane to me. He can’t realistically do the job but idiots want him to captain the ship because of stupid bible quotes under his eyes! Seriously??
Stupid Bible quotes…. Who says they are stupid? You? Maybe there are those of us who don’t think they are stupid. My issue is NOT about Tebow. It’s about the judgmental post made by Fariasrv. Not ALL right wing, fundamentalist Christians are nutjobs. THAT is my issue! I’m so sick of them being vilified! My parents are right wing, fundamentalist Christians, and they are NOT nutjobs. They are the sweetest, most loving people I have ever met! Nothing like some of the judgmental gay men on here!
Wrestling (in whatever form) is the ultimate in erotic male contact sport. Unfortunately, many (if not most) gays think it’s “weird.” I’ve run into that more times than I can remember. There are those who say they’re into dressing up like Napolean and Josephine and hanging horses from ceilings while using Cool Whip during docking, but mention wrestling and they say: “That’s too strange for me – I’m not into kinky stuff like that.”
Do you have to be contrarian on EVERY SINGLE post on this site?
I’m partial to Danny Amendola of the Rams. Check him out!
Not at all. You’ll find me agreeing with a ton of posts. I just get tired of the negativity that is perpetuated by so many on here. We say we want acceptance but are so intolerant of others. Like it or not, the Golden Rule does apply. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.. It makes a huge difference.
Not all of them. Mouthguards have really improved in recent years.
David Pocock (openside flanker, Australian national rugby team) is the hottest thing on two legs, and he has all his teeth and a fantastic smile to boot. (Not that the rest is bad, mind you.)
OoOoOoOoOoOh yeaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
But you would all fuck him if he turned away his pictures of Jesus and the Pope, right?
;^)
Not sure what the Pope has to do with this… Not Catholic here…
If tebow has no skills how did he win a national championship and the heisman trophy ? Plus do u now the good he has done for under privileged kids all around the world on his springs breaks from college when all his teammates where partying at beached and clubs. By the way I’m an Auburn grad so not a fan of Flordia
Oh Danny Boy! Nice to meet you sir! And thank you for already having your pants halfway undone. Makes what I’m going to do to you a lot easier! 😉