Random Question: Are You A “Gold Star Gay”?

It’s okay! None of us knew the definition of “gold star gay” until a recent meeting at Manhunt headquarters. For those of you who are just as clueless, the term describes a gay man who’s never slept with a woman. As to why this came up during a professional meeting? That’s one secret we’ll never tell.

Honestly, we think the phrase is a bit offensive. Just because you’ve dipped into lady-parts, you’re somehow less of a gay man? Perhaps it’s not meant to be taken that seriously… Either way, are you one of these so-called “gold star gays”? Or have you committed the ultimate evil by (gasp) touching a vagina with your penis? Leave a comment, and let us know!

– Dewitt

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860 thoughts on “Random Question: Are You A “Gold Star Gay”?”

  2. Remember when 7 Up used to say “Never had it, never will” ? Yeah, that would be me too. 🙂

  3. I haven’t touched a vagina since I left the womb. Come to think of it, I was born via c-section, so I’m as pure as a gold star gay could be!

  6. Only once (people rave about it; I figured I should see what all the fuss was about), but it was a threesome with her husband, so it hardly counts.

  11. I’ve never heard of that phrase before this silly post making it up, but I’ve never been interested in getting a woman naked.

  13. For a guy who looks so manly, his voice is so girly… And well, gold star is good. At least you’re talking about people who’ve been convinced about who they are all their lives!

  14. I join the people who have never had sex with a woman, and who was born via C-section.

    Also, the phrase wasn’t made up by the Manhunt people. Been used for years in the lesbian community.

  15. Was a c-section baby and never had ANY desire or even thought about touching a Vagina. So Gold as Gold can be here.

  17. Me too! I call it the quintessential gay man… Never touched a vagina, and never going to!

  18. Apparently I have a Gold Star to go with my gay card and my cowboy card!  Wowza!

  21. So not a gold star and proud of it!  My friends have come up with a term for me….. I’m a proud rusty circle!.  Its just ridiculous to even joke about being a better gay than someone else because you “haven’t touched a vagina.  Without a vagina you wouldn’t be here, so they aren’t that bad.

  24. i love the term – have been using it for years — am a gold star gay myself – and prefer others for dating

  25. I am proud to say I’m a gold star faggot. I never have been interested in lady parts, and probably never will. As I say to my friends, “Too much up here [gestures to chest], not enough down here [points to crotch].” One friend said,  “You like outties, not innies.”

  26. on a different note: that guy has one of the hottest holes i’ve ever seen – god what i would give to rim him!

  27. I’ve heard of Platinum Star Gay. “One level up” from Gold Star Gay, but includes having been born by cesarean section, so you’ve NEVER touched a vagina in any way in your entire life.

  29. Out of curiosity, where do you get the card?  And do you have to pass some sort of background check for it?  More importantly, does the card get you any discounts?

  32. I am the same way! Born via c-section! Never touched one. Pure as a gold star could be as well

  33. who  care about gold star, he would  do just yummy L0L  woof woof oink oink 

  34. HAHAHAHAHA well according to ryan´s definition im a platinum star gay…. but im a doctor so…. i have touch more then one vagina in my life… i think gold star gay its good enough…..

  38. i am a gold star gay the only laddies parts i will ever touch his her bobbies to make str8 men jealous 

  39. damn that boi is hot and what a piece of ass and that beautiful cock   geez   !!!!!!!!

  40. all these c-section gold star guys makes me wonder if there is some sort of causal relationship….

    not a gold star by any means, btw.   slept with a couple of women, and as far as a place to put your cock into, vaginas are absolutely amazing — I just wish that everyone man had one.

  41. damn…i lose that gold star…fucked twat for yrs before i saw the light…now i am blessed to have only male sweet ass…a reformed gold star man…lol…does that mean i get the silver?…lol

  42.  As I once told my mother when she asked: “I’ve touched one vagina in my life, it was yours, and I was clawing my way out of it!”

    Gimme my gold star!

    Point of fact: Mom did not find that funny… not one bit.

  43. Wow, how did you guys not know what a “gold star gay” was?

    But I’m a “platinum star gay” myself … never been with a woman, never will (eww), and born via C-section

  45. Ive known the term Gold Star since high school.
    But this Platinum Star is new to me… and I’m one of them! 😉

  47. I think that qualifies me as a platinum star gay, never even kissed a girl, and the only time i’ve grabbed some boob is to get the awesome confused/jealous reaction from my straight buddies XD

  48. My close friends on campus have made it their mission (and I’m totally for it) to help me lose my gold start my last semester here at school. It’s been a running joke since i started at school.

  50. Yes I am a gold star gay and to go even farther I guess if its even a thing I’m also a gold star bottom being that I’ve never topped.

  53. never heard that term before, I thought it was “golden boy” – and I am one, all the way – although I like to watch str8 porn if the guy is hot and there’s not a lot of cunnilingus happening

  55. Yep, another Gold Star Gay here. Indeed, during sex education in high school, I mentally blocked out all the stuff about girl parts and didn’t figure out the whole “period” thing until I was in my 30s!

  57. well i was born  natural no c-section, but i have kissed a girl and i didnt like it. i have no desire to see a vagina. so i think i maybe a gold star gay. lol who cares really everybody has there own story.

  59. A couple of years ago I attended a gay discussion group and discovered I wasn’t “queer”. I have since had sex with a female to male transsexual who is several years post op. Have a forfeited my gold star status?

  60. Yes that term is offensive (well really just stupid).  C-section here, for those of you working on a dissertation arguing that c-section makes you gay.
    BUT… ah yes I have a history with a few women.  All were lesbians, so still gay sex.  What can I say, I’m a closet dyke.

  61. I may have gone to prom with porn star Charity Bangs before she became a porn star, but i can honestly say…Gold Star Gay here

  64. “…and prefer others for dating”?  That’s one of the dumbest things I’ve heard in a while.  What the hell does that have to do with anything? Or maybe you don’t date much, or at all.  That might make sense.

  65. i hope you guys succeed with you nailing a chick. My close buddy (who’s gay) just got some pussy for the first time with a fellow gay friend of his (also a gold star gay) with a chick when he went to college last school year. From the sounds of it, the chick was a very opened minded, nice, patient, understanding, sexual woman. So his first experience went very well. So throughout the whole school year, he had access to pussy 24/7. And she was on the pill, and they both were STD free, so they were making some creampies. Hot fucking dam.

  66. Im glad you had fun fucking the pussy. My close buddy just popped his vaginal sex cherry this past college school year (he’s gay) and he was blown away by the experience. Needless to say, he kept nailing that chick throughout the whole school year.

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