Random Question: Craziest Place You’ve Done It?

What’s the craziest place you’ve ever had sex? Don’t worry, you can be completely honest with us! Even the perfect angels amongst us have been coerced into a scandalous encounter or two. Whether it was an overly horny boyfriend or a random hook-up, we’re sure as hell not going to judge. Let’s be honest–it’s hot to take things outside of the bedroom every now and then.

I’ve heard some wild stories from friends (both gay and straight), though I’m one-hundred percent positive that you’ll have something better. What’s your naughtiest tale? Did you do it in the middle of a crowded room? Fuck on a hiking trail in the mountains? Whatever it is, we want to hear it!

– Dewitt

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97 thoughts on “Random Question: Craziest Place You’ve Done It?

  1. Back of a limo with lots of one-way glass, cruisin’ up the Pacific Coast Highway from L.A. to Santa Barbara. Really trippy looking up at the trucks and seeing the guys driving them and feeling like they can see in but knowing, or at least hoping, they can’t…or maybe hoping they can!

  2. We=hen I was in my teens and twenties I worked foodservice in the carnival. I’ve had sex in the middle of the rodeo arena at midnight. and just about every ride made. The was on top of a game trailer behind the sign in the middel of the day with thousands of fair goers all over the midway.

  3. Was in a large department store in Houston and one of the clerks in the sporting goods department was horny… We talked and he asked if I would go to his storage shed in the back to see his package. Went to the back… Sucked him and he fucked me. About 20 mins. People everywhere… Could hear them talking and shopping… totally hot…

  4. On a “Newlywed Game” television program, Bob Eubanks asked an African-American couple “Where is the most unusual place you’ve ever made whoopee?”

    The wife, when asked to predict her husband’s response, pondered the question, paused and replied, “That would hafta be up the butt, Bob!”.

  5. In a dentist office, was pretty hot to get naked in the chair and sucked off, gave new meaning to the phrase “open wide” Make the dentist so much easier to go to, every time I sit in a dental chair I smirk

  6. The bathroom at a restaurant… I went in, and a few moments later, my friend’s boyfriend came in. He said he left the girls talking about the sex and the city movie, so we had some time.

    I fucked him bent over the sink, and he shot neatly down the drain… then we put ourselves back together and went out to finish dinner with his GF and her friend.

  7. IN THE MENS FITTING ROOM OF WALMART DURING CHRISTMAS SEASON….THE PLACE WAS PACKED AND THIS GUY PICKED ME UP AND WE WENT INTO FITTING ROOM WHERE I SUCKED HIM AND THEN HE FUCKED ME….VERY HOT

  8. I got screwed on top of the hood of recovered stolen car in a warehouse of recovered stolen cars by an undercover cop in the middle of the night, then he proceeded to pounding me on a desk in the corner. Was fucking hot.

  9. My first BF had me totally horny whispering sex stuff in my ear on a local bus. I was wet and super horny, he sucked me some on the bus and once we arrived at the mall…he took me into a Murphy’s bathroom and locked the door. He sucked me off while I sat on the toilet and I blasted so hard down his throat from him keeping me worked up the whole ways to the mall.

  10. My boyfriend sucked me off in a train in Grand Central while people were filling the train. Such a rush as I filled his mouth with my load!

  11. Hooked up with a guy I met through MH. He had a break coming up from his office job, so we snuck into a disused restaurant on the ground floor of his office building and did it in the bathroom. Man that felt sleezy, but in a good way

  12. I had a fuck buddy once who worked a small retail store, where he was the only employee aside from the owner. I visited him one day and he took me into the corner where a curtain was all that made up the changing “area.” He proceeded to suck me off. Another customer came in so he hoped out, I stayed hard with my pants down inside the curtain. He popped back in to finish me off while the other customer was wandering around the other side of the store.

  13. I was cruising the local adult bookstore and on my way out to me car I decided to cruise the neighborhood which is in a gay part of San Diego and met a guy walking his dog. We went in a walk way near between some apartments and I sucked him off. It was awesome. He had a huge load. His dog just watched too!

  14. I had sex in a school bus 🙂 Me and my fb were lukn for an unusual place to do it and we found this school bus fleet yard and found one WIDE ASS open so we climbed in and had the best sex ever 🙂

  15. Talking to a guy on MH at about 2am, he was super horny and i’m wired, he tells me i should just come over and ride his cock. He was still at work… he’s a nurse at a rehab center, so I’m getting fucked with druggies all around and them not know what was happening.

    Also I grew up in a tourist town with a fun night life during the summer. I was walking around and saw 2 guys in the shadows of a side street. I was wearing shorts that didn’t hide my hardon well, they waved me over and I sucked their cocks and had them cum all over me, the whole time, people walked down the street, cars drove by even a few cops

  16. Working behind a banquet bar at a wedding at the Breaker’s resort in Palm Beach, got sucked off by one of the groomsmen while continuing to pour drinks.

  17. I went down on a guy on a walking trail mid-day.

    Or behind a trailer in my high school parking lot on a sticky August evening. It was pretty awesome, shame the guy turned out to be crazy.

    And I’ve had a four way in a hot tub.

  18. My wildest place was my first time. It was my senior year in high school just before graduation (yes I was legal at the time, lol). My English teacher had been making subtle passes at me all year and I stayed after school to study in his class. He locked the door and told me, “no more pretending”, then dropped his pants and fed me his cock before helping me relax and take him deep and hard right there on his desk.

  19. I actually did have sex in a autobody shop like the pictures. Back in high school I used to clean cars at a shop. The painter we had was super hot, and we flirted quite a bit, but discreetly of course. One night just before I was going to go home, I walked to the back to lock up and found him stroking his dick. I was super shy, so I was just going to leave, but he saw me and called me over. I had only ever been with one guy before that, so he started slow and asked if I wanted to jerk off with him. Eventually I sucked him, then he fucked me. We hooked up almost weekly until I went back to school. When I came back to work there the next summer, he was gone. They had a new painter who was just as hot, but unfortunately he had zero interest in hooking up. :'(

  20. My rooftop (construction workers 2 buildings over), gangway between 2 buildings, dark basement of my apartment building, car, 3 way on a hotel conference table with the desk clerk, back deck, stairway in full view of the elevated train going by, open garage (loads shot on the front fender!), freight elevator taken all the way up and turned off. The list goes on and on….. 😉

  21. I met up with an GI who was part of an artillery company. He was really hard up and ready to go but the only place he had to go was one of the munitions buildings. So ended up in this building and started fucking around on top of these live rounds of ammunition.

    We were really into it when the dock door opened and two GI’s came in. We froze and did not make a sound. He was already fucking me and was still hard when we heard noises below. The two guys under us were in a 69 position with their pants around their ankles. Shortly they moved to fucking and they were making enough noise to allow us to keep fucking. They finished before we did and then we got each other off.

    Way before 9/11. I still live in that army town and remember the place well even if I cannot get to it. That was 24 years ago. Never got a name but I did get a hell of a ride!

  22. Inside the actual ‘Psycho’ House from the movie. My boyfriend and I both worked at Universal Studios in Hollywood and we’d find places on the movie lot to have sex on our lunch hour. We were laying on the floor 69ing behind the front door when the tourist tram went by! Living in Los Angeles has its advantages…..

  23. Two guys in the dugout at a baseball field. While the game was going on. Also, did a guy while riding the tender boat back to the ship which was at anchor. Did both while in the military. Had to be 30 guys watching. So much for “don’t ask don’t tell”

  24. pool table at the bowling alley.
    after hours
    pool sticks and the eight ball – us your imagination

  25. Had 2 Hot Bi colleagues come on to me on a work project each separately…..one fucked me in a private conference room in the morning, the other got me out to his car on top of copr pkg ramp and fucked me in his truck then that afternoon they both tagteamed me in a conference room and they had coordinated the entire thing…….they are my 2 hottest topp fuck buds.

  26. dd i dont the fens can count, seen more sex there,than i have fingers and toes,had sex on the red line in boston my ex bf just want to suck my cock so i let him about 20 pepole on the same car that we where in, ,believe me a few enjoyed the show

  27. Laguna Beach used to have a bar right near the water, and it would get cruisy at night. I had a three way in the sand under one of the wooden staircases leading to the beach. Then I noticed we had attracted a group of guys, some of whom jacked off while watching us.

  28. Oh my… how about in a McDonalds Playland or whatever it’s called 😉 I’ll admit that the restaurant was closed at the time, but you could clearly see in from the outside should the strange movements pique your interest! HAHAHA!! that was HOT

  29. I’ve had sex in many crazy places 🙂 I’ll tell you about 3:

    1. My then BF and I once had sex at the “Kon-Tiki Museum” behind the display of the “Ra-II” while other visitors were viewing the exhibits

    2. I’ve had sex in the announcers box next to an Olympic ski jump the day before the Winter Olympics started.

    3. My BF and I had sex on the International train from Amsterdam [the Netherlands] to Vilnius [Latvia]

    Okay, it’s official: I’m a freak! 🙂

  30. we had nowhere else to go at the time, so he fucked me on the living room floor of his grandmas condo while she was in the hospital.

  31. in the bathroom of the resturant i worked at with no door on the stall…i was a waiter he was a kitchen guy…fucked me hard and fast and blew his load up my ass (he also took my cherry) then the manager came in and dumped a load down my throat….still get a 50% discount when i go there even though i no longer work there

  32. I picked up a FB of mine for his lunch break in downtown Denver, and we found a small parking garage for a Morman Church down the road. we sucked each other and filmed it, soooo hot!

  33. I am in my mid 30’s and recently divorced after 10 yrs so have not been out long and have not had too many experiences but a few weeks ago, my friends took me out to a bar in Austin, we were outside and I went in to get another beer and when I returned, my friends were messing around with 3 cute UT guys. Wearing a UT shirt myself, they called me “Texas” and waved me over. One of them grabbed my cock and asked to see it. I said no, was shy and not sure about it. I ended up giving in and pulled it out. He started sucking it and then I sucked his.. We ended up leaning against the wall and horny as hell, he asked to fuck me. I told him I had no protection so my friend jumped in and said here you go.. With him leaning against the wall, I backed into him and he went to town.. There were about 25 other guys watching which turned me on more.. Getting nervous, I stopped.. He grabbed my cock and started jerking me off and sucking me. I ended up cumming all over his cock and a guy that was standing by us leaned down and ate all my cum off his cock. He then jerked off and blew his load on my cock, the same guy gulped his load up as well. This was the best sexual experience I have had to date and can’t wait for the next…

  34. rooftop of a hotel in paris…during the day….with office buildings right next to us…if no one was watching, I have no clue why they werent.

  35. In an underground tunnel for sewage pipes, with my college boyfriend. It wasn’t smelly or anything, just muggy and a little dirty. It was one of the safe places for us to hide from everybody, so we went there many times. We also did it in the middle of the school field, at night.

    Also gave my ex-boyfriend a blowjob while he was driving through windy backroads. Was a little worried that he would crash the car at the big moment, but he managed 😉

  36. When in college, I once fucked my girlfriend on the floor of my bedroom when hosting a party. The catch is, her twin brother was fucking a girl in my bed just 2 feet from us. He had no idea who was in the room with him because it was so dark. Pretty hot to think about fucking his twin sister right next to him…haha.

  37. on the old bridge at kings cross station that goes across platforms 1-8 halfway down the station

  38. Blowing a self-service gas station clerk underneath the counter as he took money from customers at the window. When he finally came, I really think he gave a lady way too much change back from her $20…plus, probably a “look” she’ll never forget.

  39. On a church alter with the musical director…afterwards he took out the Bible and preached to me on the sins of homosexuality. That was way back in 1985. Happens all the time nowadays…LOL.

  40. Let’s see… Abandoned school building, Abandoned Hotel, Rocky Beach, Middle of the woods, in a ditch outside a police office….I think those are the highlights

  41. My first bf and I did it on scuba, on a training platform in 20′ of water, in a quarry in TX…

  42. Drive thru car wash with a guy…and a public playground at night with a girl in my pregay days.

  43. In a lockeroom after watching a wrestling meet, A friend of mine at the time who I was fooling around with was on the varsity team and said that he needed to blow off some steam after losing his wrestling match. I just figured after he got dominated by some other guy on the mat, he needed to dominate a guys ass in the bathroom of the lockeroom… I secretly hoped he lost everyone of his matches after that

  44. On the roof of Macys during the Thanksgiving Day Parade while Under Dog floated by… 😉

  45. I got fucked on a very large grave marker in a cemetery in Kennewick, WA under a full moon. My friend was a afraid we were going to be caught, but cemeteries don’t get a lot of attention on a late summer night.

  46. I did it with my new fuckbuddy in the underground parking garage of my building, underneath the stairs. We were making and fucking and people we’re entering the area and walking up the stairs. We almost got caught twice, but it was hot sex.

  47. I’ve done it in a cemetery during the day while a funeral was still going on, was caught by the cemetery director

  48. on a picnic table in the middle of a public park at night just in the shadows of the street light.

  49. I met a cute guy on a flight from London to Atlanta. When we landed, he followed me to tha men’s room and wore my ass out!!

  50. Under a piano in the dorm lounge in front of a plate glass window, on a retaining wall in a park, storage room at the Y, parking lot of a national guard site, minister’s office of a greek orthodox church with one of the assistant ministers.
    Good lord I’m a whore! Finally!

  51. Fucked a guy in the middle of the men’s department at Macy’s when the store was open, on a subway in the middle of the day, commuter train to Philly, sex in the rectory is always fun, fucked a porn star in a gym locker room

  52. On a picnic table in a park, in my car, over homeplate of a middleschool baseball field.

  53. On the beach in Hawaii … found a small alcove on the beach at night … btw, there’s no way to be careful enough around the sand and not enough lube …

  54. My craziest place was in a corner of a public swimming pool, in the middle of Summer, in the middle of the day. The pool was packed. It’s really pretty amazing that no one caught on to the guys in the corner just “standing there.” It was fucking hot.

  55. Mmmm lets see,there was the time on the front of the guys car in the parking lot at a convent late at night. The time in the movie cinema-we were only two im there watching brokeback mountain, the service stairs at a local mall,got caught there though.sucked my bf off while driving we on a roadtrip. On my parents bed while they were outside. The beach(never again too much sand and not enough lube)on my garage roof(its flat). On a hiking trail, in a sauna(then again who hasn’t)and on the side of a road really late at night.yeah thats all. So far atleast 🙂

  56. School playground (threw the condom on the roof)

    TAFE (Australian version of a community college basically fcor those who don’t know)

    Bonnet of my car outside the front of my friend’s place while his girlfriend was inside fucking some other guy….

  57. I got fucked by a security guard after hours in a public aquarium. Also got a blow job under a busy bridge at noon.

  58. I blew two guys at the back of a nightclub. We thought it was pretty dark, until people starting circling to watch. I’ll suck anyone, anytime, anywhere.

  59. In a gym in Palm Springs….started in the steam room and then proceeded to the open shower room where this stud bent me over and fucked me hard: in a car in fron of a government building in Salt Lake City : in a bar in Columbus while standing at the bar talking to some guys a guy was on his knees blowing me : at Smith & Wollensky’s in Columbus was sitting with some straight friends a guy walked by that I had fooled around with a little nudged me when he was going to the restroom I got up and followed him in and he dropped to his knees and started blowing me…..almost got caught

  60. Thanks to the wonderful world of Grindr I fucked a University of Toronto cop in the Chancellors office while he was still on duty 🙂

  61. I was working third-shift at a local hotel. Guy came in with a group from a wedding. All were slightly drunk, but they all left pretty quickly. One guy stayed behind and we got to chatting and flirting. He finally asked where he could get cigs, so I told him. He asked if I could show him, so I went outside with him to point to the gas station down the road. He grabbed me and we started making out on the side of the building. He wanted to go to a room, but I would get fired if we did that. Ended up taking him inside and we fucked in the second-floor supply closet on top of one of the hotel rollaway beds.

  62. Hmmm, where do I begin…I gave & recieved a bj in a port-a-potty at a club, got a bj in a club bathroom, got another bj while in tha corner of the club & almost got caught, fuck’d my then bf in my car WHILE I was driving, public playground, Friday’s parking lot, on my complex building’s stairwell, on tha front of a school’s step at night & several other places that I really can’t remember…wow, I must say I’m quite adventurous…lol!!!

  63. i fucked a guy at monster massive, its a rave in los angeles. over 14,000 people there. we were in the middle. everyone was watching us, two guys even tried to join us 🙂

  64. on a stretch of Mulholland overlooking the SF Valley gave my ex a bj, then we jerked off facing the city- kind of exciting

    also gave same ex a bj in a park, but was caught by a policeman who tapped his flashlight on the window and told us to move our truck- kind of hot knowing a cop was watching me

    college friend of mine had sex on a lifeboat on the Queen Mary, while people were walking by- think this sort of wins something??

  65. This happened very fast, but it’s very memorable because of the way it happened. At a busy public rest stop in the middle of the day, my bf finished pissing and went outside. Another guy and I were still standing there watching at each other. He didn’t realize the one who left was my bf. He wants to go somewhere with me, but I say I can’t. He follows me over toward the sinks and says he wants to see my ass. When I lower my pants for him, he surprises me (not unpleasantly) by whipping out a pre-lubed condom and rolling it on (took about 5 seconds) and starts fucking me. Didn’t take him long … we both found it really hot being there in the middle of the room going at it. After he came, he pulls out and starts to say “That was g…” and just then we hear someone walking in. He ducks into one of the stalls; I pull my pants up and act like I was just getting to the sinks to wash up. When I get outside, my bf was just about to come in to see what was taking me so long. To this day, he doesn’t know the whole story.

  66. Lots of sex in locker rooms, showers,steam rooms, etc. Got fucked a few times in back shower stall while another guy watched from the opposite stall. Others were taking real showers in the other stalls. Got fucked in gang shower and got caught. Met a guy at a rest area and we drove to a local industrial park and fucked in an open truck trailer. Been fucked out in the open in a parking garage. Been fucked in a bathroom at McDonalds, Applebees and a few other restaurants. In college, was fucked in the coach’s private shower by another student athlete. Had sex with a few salesmen in men’s department dressing rooms. Nordstromo dressing rooms are the best. Was fucked at the top of the Washington Monument in Baltimore.

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