From outdoors to your desk at the office, you guys aren’t exactly shy about rubbing one out in public. But, in your experience, what’s the craziest place you’ve ever shot a load? Keep in mind that we’re not just talking about solo ventures! Perhaps you had a rendezvous with a gentleman caller in the pool, alley or back seat of your car…
Or maybe you’ve done something even more extreme? That’s the type of shit we want to hear about! Usually, this is the part of the post where we tell our own sordid tales, but the best thing we can come up with is the showroom of a furniture design studio. ::sigh:: We suppose we’ll save that story for another day.
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While driving down the highway, with the help of my partner. Two others were going at it in the back seat but stopped to check out my predicament. Fortunately, my partner cleaned up the load.
I shot my load in the sea at Aphrodites rock in Cyprus. I stripped off my swim shorts and the BF tossed me off underwater. it was hot, risky and exciting.
same here, driving upstate New York – a trucker saw me doing it too
The guy has a nice hairy ass and uncut cock. Once I made out with a hot Brazilian in Rock Creek Park in Washington, D.C. He was gorgeous and that had been a fantasy of mine. Thank goodness, the U.S. Park Police didn’t catch us in the woods at night. LOL
I was in a hotel in St. Louis, right by the ball park and Arch. They have this amazing 10 ft by 10 ft jacuzzi there and I was sitting in one corner while 4 or 5 other people were in it at the same time. I just jerked underwater, busted a nice hot load and then got up and left. No one saw anything lol
making outs not illeagle ,anywhere.
Back in college I saw the hot guy from my history class in the bathroom at the urinal. He was as good in the cock area as he was on the eyes. When I got back to my study cubicle I was so turned on I just let it rip in the library around 1 AM and ended all over the desk minutes before the guard was on rounds and came by.
At the movies. We were in the back row and we stroked each other off. We both shot all over the seats in front of us… Can’t tell you what movie we saw..LOL
On the sidewalk around 2am on a beach road (and there were vehicles passing by). College days… Good times 😉
Craziest place I ever shot a load? In an empty theater, while we were rehanging lights on the batons onstage, I was 50 feet overhead recalibrating the counterweights. And that can sometimes get very boring, because it takes a while for lights to get re-hung, so … I jacked off 50′ in the air while everyone below had no idea. Sprayed all over the ropes.
after hours in a public aquarium…in my car driving down the highway while being watched by a trucker…in a funeral home…standing on my front porch late one night
….i was taking a leak in a well known DTC Boston retail establishment and this hottie is next to me, leans over and checks out the goods. We both popped wood and he says: follow me. And i did… to an adjacent hotel with a very busy mens room. We got there and he dropped to his knees …after a scorchn hot minute or two …i pulled him up , turned him around, and leaned him into the urinal, and blew it all over his sweet ass right there. I had always wondered where the Boston straight dudes got their weenies for lunch… it was the start of a whole new lunch time diet….
There are three moments that I remember that always brings a smile to my face when I think of them.
The first was when I was 20, just started coming out and meeting guys for sex. This particular time I hooked up with a marine. We didn’t wait to find someplace to fuck. So we ended up in the back seat of his car and I fucked his ass there. Parked a block from my parent’s house. Luckily I lived in a safe neighborhood so there was little risk of being caught.
The second was when I was 21, 3 months out of Navy bootcamp and at my first training school. I went to a local gay bar in Charleston, SC and hooked up with a guy that turned out to be a Lieutenant in the Navy. I went with him to his home and fucked him in a study type room. This is memorable for several reasons. It was my first time fucking an officer’s ass, my first taste of domination since he told me he wanted to be fucked rough, spanked and talked dirty to. The greatest part was after I fucked him. He told me we were at his mom’s house who he was visiting. His mom turned out to be a Commander at my training school who I saw every day. We kept in touch through emails for awhile and he did tell me that she heard us. Thankfully she did not learn it was me.
The third was last year 2 weeks after 2009/2010 New Years. I was 31 and just met another Navy guy. It was 10 pm and I was taking him back to his base. He wanted to suck my dick before going back so I pulled over in a neighborhood just outside his base, which is also military housing. It was so exciting, you could see the main gate entrance to his base from where we were parked. I watched cars come and go as he sucked me off and swallowed my load. Luckily, the neighborhood security, military police, or city police didn’t drive by.
In a federal U.S. Park, it is.
In an artificial tree in a Pier 1 store… and then continued shopping.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Now that, is hilarious.
In a funeral home meditation chapel – I made him lay down on the casket stand as I shot my load all over his chest and face.
state park waterfall that was closed to the public due to a dangerous walkway…hiked down the hill, bend him over a rock with the water fall just feet from us and its edge…fucked n filled his ass up…hott nasty sweet sexy…
50 yard line of my high school football field.Â
For me it’s a toss up between being under a bridge on the C & O Canal Toe Path with my partner while busy weekend tourists hustled and bustled across the bridge above us or in the elevator at the Marriott Marquis Times Square. A trick and I went up to the rooftop bar and on the way back down we were the only 2 in the glass elevator and decided to have a race to see who would cum first and at which floor. He came first and we both left our loads streaking the glass of the elevator.
hell naw but id fuck the shit out her hot ass wife portia though. id dick her down for days
Pounding some dude I met that night, in the bed of his truck, on a deserted road, in the middle of nowhere…
A Church. I will not explain further but it was on my own. :p
In my 8th grade science class. Â I was kind of having a fantasy about my teacher too.
In a public greenhouse. Pulled it all out and let my balls dangle ever so lightly over the prickles of a cactus. Shot a gooey load all over the cactus display.
Desde la ventana de mi habitación en un hotel de Guadalajara (6º piso).
In the trees off hole 6 of my country club.
In the eurostart toilets… not too weird, but hey ho.
In the tower of a 12th century ruined castle in Germany.
eww
in the bathroom stall at one of my old jobs.
In the West Terrace cemetary – my bf and I swapped loads there during a bikeride once.
in the front of a train just as it ‘came into’ Glasgow Central Station – in a big line across ‘someones’ jacket – talk about ‘shit ‘n blanket’ lol
On a Greyhound Bus in the 1970s. I was traveling to NYC from Cleveland, and sat next to a hottie
in my college’s computer lab late at night during the middle of writing a paper. i was the only one in there and needed a break. our college campus has macs that have the built in cams attached to the screen. logged onto manhunt and c2c with someone right there and then. shot a load, finished my paper, and left the lab right as the morning cleaning ladies came in to do their rounds. i’m sure they found a nice dried up surprise to clean up to lol
In class back in High School. I was horny, we were watching a film. I was in the back seat and the teacher was grading papers. It was also winter time so I had my jacket and I did it right there in class. Good times…
The best place I did it in was a police station restroom.
Crowded movie theatre… Lol
In the back row of 8th grade social studies class! The male teacher was hot and my BF at the time was sitting in front of me and I came on the back of his jeans…..LOL
the Smithsonian Modern Art building. I was in DC for a job interview. I’d never been there before, but I had a handsome guy showing me around town a bit that I had met on manhunt. It was pretty empty so when we went to the restroom to take a leak we had a great chance to check out each other’s junk. We started getting hard and he mentioned noticing a separate handicapped bathroom next to the regular one we were in. We zipped up and tried to hide our boners while we sneaked into the other bathroom. We locked the door and went to town on eachother. We had to be quiet though (it’s a museum after all) but it just made it even more exciting. I came in his mouth and he shot a load on the floor right after me.
We cleaned up the jizz on the floor though. We’re not animals…
I had a couple places, back in high school i would sit in the study carolls in the library and find a book that talked about sex and jerk off there, did that several times. and recently met a young guy in a Kmart changing room we pulled our pants down and jerked each other and then he sucked me until i came and i jerked him until he came.
in canada a freezing cold winter met this guy at a party and we were really horny and we decided to leave and go to his place but while on the road we couldnt wait so we went behind some bulding and started sucking each other and jerking each other off it was so cold that when we shot our loads it literaly froze in mid air! lol 😉
nasty…and i LIKE IT
I had cum in the bathroom at most of my jobs through college. I was working as an intern on the Hill and was in the office later than anyone else one night. I was horny as hell, so I went into the bathroom and rubbed one out…
By the way, I mean Capitol Hill, as in the U.S. Congress, in a House Office Building.
in the men’s toilet of a hospital, with a guy i met as i enterred the building.
prudes…Â
high school chorus trip… my first and i end up sitting on the same row of the bus from SC to Chicago… at about 2 in the morning… my head ended up in his lap to give him one of the best blow jobs ever… and he shot a huge load in my mouth… the chorus teacher was on the row in front of us.
In bible studies class when I was like 14. it was risky cuz everything waz quite.
Inside of a girl…
lol
A friend and I were skiing late season in Maine, as we entered the Gondola, the lift attendent said we had 8 minutes of privacy, use it well! (were we that obvious?). Swallowed his load and left mine to freeze on the gondola floor.
My favorite of mine was this kid I was fucking, loved the outdoors, so one night we drove around looking for the perfect place. We finally came up to his old middleschool and we walked back to his old baseball field. I fucked him over home plate and unloaded a huge load in his ass!
No congressmen around to help you out?
An roller coaster at an amusement park. He quickly learned how to deep throat, lol, something he had never been able to accomplish before.
Under the stars on a trampoline.
On the road, while driving
underwater while on holiday with the family swimming in the sea. ;P
Fucked a guy on harvey milk plaza in san francisco whilst on holiday. Met him at an underwear party down the road 🙂
i dont think they are being prudes. they probably dont like entering a herpes infested pool of water, no matter how disinfected it is.
On the beach in Waikiki.
My parents had installed an incredibly annoying filter on all the home computers, which blocked not just porn, but keywords and certain sites. It was annoying. (Apparently it’s the official filter for the Australian government)
Anyways. I went to the library as often as I could. I could look at porn on it and jerk off right there. It was often with people sitting right next to me and people walking by. I did this as often as I could for at least a couple of years.Â
a few places actually…
1) I had this crazy hot teacher in highschool, and naturally got hard almost every time he was around. Once after swimming training i snuck into his office and jacked off with my face planted in his speedo.
2) watching porn in my car outside my university computer labs.
3) used to wank in my classroom at school, if i had work to do and was being fetched late.
On the main stage at the Jackie Gleason Theater on Miami Beach.   I was dating a guy who was a dancer for the Miami City Ballet, and we went to the theater after hours (he knew the night security guards) and he rub one out of me on the main stage while one of the guards watched and rubbed on out himself.
In a men’s dressing room with another guy who was shopping at JC Pennys, our eyes met I went to try on pants and we had all out sex in that dressing room, it was hot, his name dont know….
Well, I hope neither of you got anything from each other…
In Berlin, behind the Memorial church in the middle of a Christmas market.
OMG! What a dull life I’ve been living……..
by any chance was his name ricardo? haha
Hmm. It’s a three way tie… in Erzurum, Turkey, outdoors next to the wall of the centuries-old citadel, with two janitors; in a sulfur bath in Tbilisi, Georgia, with an uncut massage attendant… didn’t take much to get his boxers off; met a guy in Reykjavik and he took me to the back room of the coffee shop where he worked…
At the fourth floor lobby of the Engineering building, behind the desks.
Many times on the Gettysburg Battlefield. I’d ride my bike out, find a secluded spot and rub one out in the sunshine!
In a cemetary, late at night, with the caretaker. Came all over his cock, put it in my mouth, and he came in my mouth, mixing the two. We then deep tongued a huge kiss. Very hot, naked in a cemetary late at night.
freshman year of college, i kid in my dorm room was showering and saw me take a look as i passed by, so he came into my shower and fucked me while a few other guys were showering, just as we were about to cum another kid coming into the shower saw us blow our loads through the opening in the shower curtain, Â was nice having more than one shower buddy for the rest of the yearÂ
On a plane, which isnt all that uncommon. In the cockpit, where it definitely is!
Either church or a dorm shower with other people watching me fuck my bf…
church altar… on the lovely catholic cloth with the grapes and dove on it
Two pretty crazy places. I took a quick jerk on Main Street USA in Disneyland at closing time. I had a freind who works there, and he knew which little corners weren’t video monitored. Or who knows, maybe it was. 😉
Another time, at the Grand Canyon, I was camping by a really steep edge. It was right at sunset, and my friends were hiking, so I had some alone time. I was pretty secluded, so I got totally nude and took it nice and slow by the edge. Even used a couple of toys. Shot a nice load right into the canyon.
In the middle of a small park in GA, houses on every side. We sat in the grass and sucked each other off under the stars.
In the tower of the Cathedral in Lausanne, Switzerland.
On the cookies I served to my cum-starved friends (without them knowing).