Congratulations! You’ve been granted the opportunity to have a lunch date with any celebrity or notable public figure, living or dead. There’s just one small catch—you have to be naked throughout the entire meal. Both of you. While blatant flirting would be allowed, absolutely no sex or touching could occur during this encounter.
Who would you choose? Right now, I’d go with Ryan Gosling (as long as he doesn’t have that awful bleach blond hair). Based on a few interviews I’ve read, he seems like he’d be good company. His tone will occasionally veer into a pretentious or condescending territory, but I can deal with that if I’m able to point at his penis and say, “Haha, I see your penis, Ryan Gosling”.
If the “no sex” rule weren’t in place, then I’d go with Mark Ruffalo. Of course, that wouldn’t even count as a “naked lunch”, because I’d just wind up pushing all the food off the table and fucking him in front of our waiter… Not that I’ve dreamt about this or anything.
– Dewitt
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This picture will always gets me pregnant…
…And let’s not forget about this.
Tom Hardy
i’d think cody cummings would be cool to just hang and talk with naked
I think Hugh Jackman….Great looks and bod,.Awsome cock and has that great voice.
Oh man, a young Marlon Brando!
Ryan Phillipe in a heart beat!
confused… whats the question??? would u be naked through lunch with someone who isnt??? obviously yes. I would get naked for absolutely anyone and everyone MALE who wants to see. and so would every gay attractive male. its only the ugly ones who hide it
if there is no question of sex, just showing the hot bod, every single HOT man on the planet would show it all to whoever. its only ugliness that inhibits people from exhibition.
Sigmund Freud
and can i just say Ryan Gosling looks totally blah in most of those pics. Come on, pick someone actually attractive. I am way better than his standard
Anderson Cooper. Though, I’m liking that Tom Hardy idea.
Jake G. omg Jake G.
Adam Levine
Hugh Jackman…DUh!
Matthew Goode
Josh Duhamel…and if allowed, Ricky Martin, on the side
Pique!!! Shakiras Boy Toy
Phil Brooks aka. CM Punk. He’s my recent obsession.
Neil Patrick Harris motherrr fuckerrrrs
with the no sex rule in place….probably Matt Dallas
Ryan Reynolds w/ Josh Duhmel on the side or the other way around.
Clive Owen… my dream guy
I’d be so damn self conscious….. All of these guys mentioned are so hot. If only THEY were naked, then yes. But if I have to be naked, I’m going to have to for-go lunch I’m afraid…. 🙁
Ryan Reynolds… and I’d want a LONG lunch!
too many to list, Ryan would definately be on the list – he’s gorgeous.
I’d have to say for a naked lunch, I’d choose Collin Farrell. If naked lunch allowed touching, Ben Cohen. 😉
With or without touching, Anderson Cooper. That man has to have some amazing stories to share and he’s fucking sexy as hell.
Nicholas Hoult or Tom Felton. Their characters are knobs, but the interviews I’ve got hold of with them make them look like proper nice people.
Loophole: no one said what should happen after lunch.
Two words:
Beyonce. Knowles.