Random Question: What Are You Being For Halloween?

Halloween

Have you decided what you're being for Halloween yet? Believe it or not, you have less than two weeks to come up with something good! There's so much to decide that I can't even take it. Okay, so there's really only one thing to decide–whether you're going to dress like a total slut or actually go the scary route.

I went all out last year, so I think I'm going to stick with a reliable gay standard. If you happen to run into a horny construction worker on your night out, It may or may not be me. And if you buy that horny construction worker a drink or two, he might just show you what's under his tool belt. 

– Dewitt

26 thoughts on “Random Question: What Are You Being For Halloween?

  1. going to a fetish club for halloween, so going as corpral cock! boots, trousers braces and a military jacket i got years ago!

  2. death/grim reaper/dementor/palpatine (usually someone manages to think i’m one of those, first mentioned is most common accusation)
    an elevator guy told me once i should just say i’m a Bed… cause i look like one and it’d be great for getting chicks into my arms if they’re tired…
    so yeah, it may or may not happen one day… 🙂
    after all, halloween starts as a holiday of dressing up to get candy and turns into a day when you’re older where you dress up for sex appeal >.> )
    (in the mean time, yeah, same costume as usual, don’t really plan to utilize it much this year)

  3. Not sure yet. I’ll probably go the comic-nerd route and be some kind of Green Lantern or Blue Lantern.
    Of course, I’d like to be the army doctor giving a hernia/prostate exam to the soldier in that pic. Mmm-mmm. Now that’s a costume!

  4. A YipYip from Sesame Street. That’s right. I went there. (look up “yipyip costume” on google to see what I mean.)

  5. Sexy football player for one party…and Terry, the gay prostitute on roller skates from Reno 911!, for another. I can’t wait!

  6. F. Scott Fitzgerald. Because there aren’t many costumes where you can carry a martini and a cig.

  7. Someone did a really good youtube video of turning themselves into a broken statue. I going to take that and turn myself into Tarja the Busted Drag Queen 🙂

  8. I am being a female cop, like Britney style when she performed Womanizer on her Circus Tour….

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