Random Question: What Are You Thankful For?

What are you thankful for? That’s the big question of the week, and we want to hear your answers! Whether it’s family, friends or simply a roof over your head, this is a perfect occasion to express our gratitude and call attention to the things we take for granted.

Speaking of which, I’m especially thankful for bottoms. Yes, you read that right–men who take it up the ass. Without them, there would be so many lonely penises in this world, longing for an orifice to thrust into. And can we get a special round of applause for power bottoms? If it weren’t for them, this scene from Don’t Ask, Just Fuck would have never existed.

Okay, okay! I’m thankful for much more important things as well. But when else am I going to have an opportunity to thank the world for power bottoms? It’s not exactly the type of thing you can bring up at the dinner table, while sitting next to your grandmother, right?

– Dewitt

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30 thoughts on “Random Question: What Are You Thankful For?

  1. Um, with a top like that, I’d be thankful for getting stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.

  2. There’s nothing wrong with being thankful for God. I’m atheist, to each his own.

    I for one am thankfully for my family, friends, education, and job.

  3. I’m thankful for every/one or thing that has helped me achieve complete-enlightenment that helps me understand why everything is the way it is. (The, Law of Opposites/Tao(The way of all things)).

    :-)Peace to all that truly understand !

    P.S. Hint: XX & XY are NOT opposites 😉

  4. You are very welcome, Dewitt. From the bottom of my heart and signed by a power bottom.LOL.

    I am thankful for my partner, for being healthy, for having the opportunity of seeing different places and different people and for having a good family.

  5. I’m thankful for my (new) job! Really can’t ask for anything else. Also thankful for my Papa 🙂

    As an aside, military-themed porn always made me laugh…mainly because there’s no way guys like this would ever be in the service. You can’t have facial hair like that…

  6. I’m thankful for my (new) job! Really can’t ask for anything else. Also thankful for my Papa 🙂

    As an aside, military-themed porn always made me laugh…mainly because there’s no way guys like this would ever be in the service. You can’t have facial hair like that…

  7. I’m thankful:

    -to be relatively healthy
    -to live in a place with a booming economy
    -for my sweet boyfriend
    -to live in a country where gay marriage is legal
    -to have grown up in a wilderness paradise
    -for being born smart
    -for my big cock
    -for my white male privilege (joking)

    But I’m still not happy! Go figure. Good question, Dewitt.

  8. I agree with My Opinion. Thankful for those drugs. And I agree with Javier too! Thankful for GOD and family and friends. I wouldn’t be anything without them.

  9. I’m thankful for God, Life, Love, Happiness, Family (biological and otherwise)….and splelcheck

  10. I’m thankful for God, Life, Love, Happiness, Family (biological and otherwise)….and splelcheck

  11. i thought the military theme was a little ironic because im certainly not thankful for the repeal of DADT….yet.

  12. Well one thing I am not thankful for is this Disqus thing. Why do I have to sign in EVERY TIME I post a comment? Love the format and the like things, even the flagging, but really. WTF am I doing wrong?
    BUT I am thankful for guys with big dicks. Pretty boys with hot asses. Mostly I’m thankful to be alive, successful, healthy and happy. Everything else can bloom from that.

  13. im thankfull that a LONG LONG time ago, a guy thought outside the normal and sucked off a guy. Thats the best trend that anybody ever started

  14. I’m thankful for all of GOD’s blessings that he has bestowed upon me, for all of the men & women who risk their lives for us everyday in the military in order to keep us safe, life, love, peace & serenity…& yes, bottoms as well 😉

  15. I’m thankful I live in America. If I was still in my country of origin, I would never have had the strength and support to come out and live my life openly.

  16. I’m thankful I live in America. If I was still in my country of origin, I would never have had the strength and support to come out and live my life openly.

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