Ray Sampras Is Your Muscular Everyman

Is Ray Sampras the handsomest guy we’ve ever posted about her on the Daily? No. Does he have the most intensely sculpted bod? Nope. Is he Daniel Garofali, Chuck Ryan Strogish or Daniel Rumfelt? Hells no.

It’s alright, though. They all can’t be fiery. Pete’s got a nice muscular bod, a pleasant face, and I like how his big cheeks look sitting nude in that chair. And those tree trunk thighs. Mmmmm. There’s also a discernible penis outline in those little blue trunks of his.

He might not have the star quality that the other Daily guys have, but he certainly wouldn’t be ignored if he showed up at the beach. Or your apartment. Or your bed. Or your butthole.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Jimi Hendrix in Paradise

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113 thoughts on “Ray Sampras Is Your Muscular Everyman

  1. He looks a little like Bill Nye the Science Guy. 

    And now my childhood is ruined.

  2. He’s hot… just as hot as the other guys you mentioned. One question… who is Pete?

  3. Hot guy to be sure.  I’m not a big fan of tats, however, but many MANY guys can sport them just fine.  Would love to see some ink-free guys–do they exist on manhunt?

  4. I’m guessing J. Harvey had tennis legend Pete Sampras on the brain when he typed that second paragraph.

  5. I find this guy to be very attractive.  I love that full bush you can see in a couple of the photographs! It’s nice to see a guy leaving things natural down there for once!

  6. Damn, he’s hot. And double damn that if you’re going to get naked at least show us your goods.

    I wanna see the rest of him, dammit. 🙂

  7. Yea, I was noticing that dark, thick bush too! Luv natural pubic hair, but especially luv the dark, thick bushes!!

  8. I know, right?!  What’s up with this “not the hottest guy we’ve ever posted on here” shit?  Those arms!  Those legs!  Those pubes!

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: men, PLEASE give the nasty tattoos a rest!  But I’d be face down in the pillows while he pounds my hole to kingdom come anyway, so I guess it doesn’t really matter.

  9. i think he looks great, with the exception of the 80s nosejob… I’d say he’s a 9.5 out of 10 😉

  10. Is it me or does he look like Erik Menendez?  Of course, I always thought Erik Menendez was hot.  (And Ray has quite  a nice chest.)

  11. J.Harvey  I do not know what your definition  of star quality is but this guy has all the making to be a true classic star in every since of the word  and might I add Ray is what we call a REAL  MAN !!!

  12. He’s hot, but if he got more of a close-crop buzzcut type haircut, he would look a lot hotter, right now he kinda looks 1980’s

  13. The article is pretty damn insulting …lol  If I were him I’d be PISSED!  Three paragraphs about how incredibly average he is ….Seems like this is some sort of revenge posting lol 

    Suggestion: Maybe  you could post some guys here once in awhile that didn’t get their pubic hair within the last 5 years?  The parade of twenty-somethings gets very boring.

  14. I’m not sure why J. Harvey regards Sampras as any less attractive than Garofali*, Strogish or Rumfelt. (Okay, Rumfelt has achieved a level of body sculpture that few can match.) I do think Sampras has a refreshing, down-to-earth look (probably doesn’t have forty-seven bottles of product on his bathroom vanity). He looks like someone you might know at work. Or the UPS driver. Come to think of it, he looks JUST like a UPS driver. And if I were on his route, I’d be ordering stuff from every website I could think of.

    HOWEVER … I’m with TommyTrojan. Sampras didn’t get that body by sitting on the sofa, eating chips. So somebody please explain how covering his arm with random patches of not-quite-blue-not-quite-gray ink enhances the nicely-shaped physique he had to work for. Forget it. It was a rhetorical challenge. It reminds me of someone spending years to build a beautiful house, then intentionally spray-painting graffiti on the front of it. I hope our culture will soon get over its obsession with defacing our bodies.

    *Garofali has a few well-placed muscles, but he does absolutely nothing for me.

  15. He’s definately a big hunky, hott and sexxxy, beefcake of a man. I could bury my face between his legs for days and spend just as long on the rest of him….Absolutely delicious!!!!

  16. Everything about this man is exquisite, except for what he elected to do to his left arm, which I am certain he will regret sooner than later.

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