What Were The Results Of All Those Pervy Surveys You Posted?

I’m always asking you beautiful sluts your opinions. And it’s only right that I show you what won out on all those dumb surveys I make you take. Here goes!

– Michael Xavier

Remember back in February when I asked you which POTUS you would fuck? (I left Trump off the list because I don’t think psychos read Manhunt Daily so why bother?)

It turns out that JFK would be the world leader you’d get with, followed by the much-missed Barack Obama. Good taste, boys, although I wouldn’t boot Teddy Roosevelt out of bed.

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Does a porn scene need to have fucking in it? For most of you, the answer was “FUCK, NO!”

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Would you get on Canadian PM Justin Trudeau? More of you would have answered in the affirmative but you were too busy already moving to Canada to try and get inside his assuredly maple leaf-emblazoned speedo.

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Armpits – hot or not? More than half of you were like “stuff my face in there, you sweaty bastard!” And a lot of you might at least consider it depending on cleanliness. Which is interesting to me, cuz’ don’t you WANT it sweaty? Plus – deodorant tastes gross. (Yes, I’ve obviously had my mug in a guy’s pit. Don’t judge, you 9%-ers!)

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Last month, we were so irritated by the current leader of the free world that we mined Manhunt membership data to see which states had the smallest dicks. No one here actually cares about dick size beyond one’s personal preference. It means nothing. It was just us pissing on POTUS. Which is necessary and essential in 2017.

Oh, and as for small hands having anything to do with dick size. No, they don’t. Unless you’re a rotting orange person.

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We asked you slutty marvels about double penetration scenes AND about your own double penetration experience. A lot of you have had two dicks in you simultaneously. Who knew? (And a lot of you like a guy with an elastic asshole!)