“Are you cumming?” That’s what hot gay DICK slut Ricky Martin just asked me on his new song “Cum With Me” (also known as the Global Anthem of My Pussy & ALL The Dick-Starved Holes In The World). All I gotta say to this sexy-ass motherfucker is “YASSSSSSS!” I will cum wherever the FUCK you want me to cum—on your nuts, on your lips, on your bulging biceps… HONEY! I would sit on your foot and squirt like a fountain up your nose if you were into it. Point blank, you could GET IT, Ricky Martin!
Did y’all hear that noise? Hell nah, that was NOT the track you just played. It was the sound of my sexual organs PULSATING to the beat of Ricky Martin’s balls bouncing all up against my chin, while we get down with my favorite number 69 and he tosses my salad like he’s working at the Olive Garden on minimum wage. Now that’s what I call HOSPITALIANO! And he ain’t even Italian.
In conclusion, my coochie is WET. Your hole is READY. So let’s get this party STARTED.
Tug on your balls while you take a look at this hot piece of DICK:
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These gifs are out of control – in the best possible way.
Ricky Martin gets better with age.
I think Ricky Martin is a hot guy, but he continues to make such bad records, this one right up there with “She Bangs.” The generic synthesizer dance track and the auto-tune vocals are so prevalent on every pop hit these days and so boring, this record could have been done by anyone of a thousand other artists. His last Spanish album had some good stuff on it though.
Listened to this a second time and realize it sounds a lot like the recent Britney Spears record “I Want To Go All The Way With You.” Maybe same writer/producer who ran out of ideas.
Sounds like a song Jennifer Lopez tossed aside because she’s already recorded it a dozen times.
I think he lost a LOT of momentum after he came back. Now he can’t shut up about two seconds about the whole gay thing. That, combined with the horrible records he’s putting out (trying way too hard to stay current, if you ask me) is only a recipe for disaster…As we can all see
aye papi………