I once attempted to make a top ten list of girls I'd go straight for. Then I got bored and decided to jerk off to some pictures of Jean Franko. Guess I won't be playing for that team any time soon? In any case, I do remember one name that was on the list. Let me give you a hint–it rhymes with "pee on ya". Well, almost.
Yes, I may not be able to play for Team Tuna, but I'd definitely swing my bat for Team Rihanna. Even if I couldn't get it up for her, I'd still totally marry her just because she's fucking fabulous. And I don't use the latter word lightly (or regularly). Check out some photos from RiRi's Vogue Italia photo shoot. Absolutely stunning!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Steven Klein
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very interesting pics, i like them.
photoshoot has a real [grace jones] vibe..
LMAO. There is no way you could be swayed onto the other side if you think these photos are what real straight guys would jerk off to.
The 3rd picture after the jump doesn’t seem to be Rihanna.
Why are we looking at pictures like this, its a gay website, cock please.
some of us guys like pussy too…. and no, no straight guy would jerk off to this, except for the 4th picture after the jump. i need to go take care of my hard on now.
Pangy…because the webmaster dewitt is probably a fashionista and is very, very confused!
The 4th is hot.
7 & 8 are awesome as well.
Kinda looks like Tyra in some of the pics.
She looks gorgeous! And, yes, I definitely agree that it looks very reminiscent of Grace Jones! Her body looks amazing!