Some irrelevant dude from Bravo‘s Make Me A Supermodel posed naked for some irrelevant magazine. The resulting shots are so fucking photoshopped that it looks like his dick isn’t even attached to him. Or maybe that’s just what his junk looks like. At the moment, it’s impossible to say.
I was hoping that Andy would post this for last night’s Celebrity Skin, because I have absolutely nothing nice to say about this set of pics. They didn’t get me hard. They didn’t even give me a semi. And that’s saying a lot, considering that it doesn’t take much to give me a boner.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Lope Navo
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OMG, Dewitt, are you freaking kidding me?!?! Ronnie is *ridiculously* hot!!
I so agree with Dewitt, Ronnie does absolutely nothing for me.
Dewitt I admit that some of his pixs look photoshopped ( 3rd after the jump ) but this guy is still hot . Dewitt if this guy was 350 lbs and covered from north 2 south & east 2 west N fur U would be screaming woof alert 2 the high heavens !!!
Agreed…that did nothing for me, sadly.
I just gagged a little bit. Yup. I’m not sure if it’s his anorexia or lack of masculinity that caused it.
Here’s what I find interesting. I’m sure there have been things out there that you have found less than appealing, Dewitt. But here, it seems that you are being uncharacteristically and unnervingly vitriolic. Did you know him in real life? Is he an ex? Why the anger?
OMG i have loved ronnie since seeing him on Make Me a Supermodel. These pics are what I have been waiting for…That dick is amazing.
For all these guys that slam everyone…put your manhunt screennames on here…lets see how you look. Any takers?
No? Didn’t think so
hummmm doesn’t ring my Bell just doesn’t hell no:-(
Meh. He’s ok. I’d tie him up and use him if I found him on my doorstep. I like that they didn’t shave his body for the photoshoot
Why do men do this to their body hair? Do you do this? It looks very effeminate. He has stubble everywhere, there is no way a guy qualifies as masculine when he takes the time to groom himself to look like that.
unfortunately he went from the guy next door i’d like to fuck to an inanimate clone of every other published gay model i’d rather trade for a slice of NY pizza
@Theodore: You don’t know many straight guys these days, do you? Your definition of “masculinity” is a bit limited.
@Dewitt: Agreed. Nothing in these pics appeals to me.
Now if we could see Ben naked too!
Wow..we are all so judgmental..how about Kudos for an out model getting a spread in Playgirl
honestly, I agree he’s not all that. He doesn’t have that ‘it’ factor. Nice body yes but better with pants on and he has an awkward face.
Even at 4:30am in Sydney Australia the guy does nothing for me either!
you guys are crazy! he looks hot and has a nice dick.
When did men decide that their masculinity was directly tiesd to their body hair? the fact that people are saying that these pics are effeminate because he trimmed is so utterly ridiculous. it’s the same line of thought that says it’s not “masculine” or hot to go to the gym. Result: we have a lot of fat hairy gays with back hair. (gag) and that is why the straights are looking so much better than us these days.
I liked the photos too, didn’t see any obvious photoshop tricks. BTW, BlackJack is absolutely right. Put a pelt and another 75 pounds on hum and DeWitt would he howling about his new super Woof Alert giving him another boner. DeWitt, you need to stop chewing that Cialis like candy, you’re gonna get a perpetual boner and need a transfusion. DeWitt, did this guy turn you down? Throw you out?? You seem absolutely vicious as only somebody totally spurned can be.
I LOVE Ronnie! I’ve loved him ever since I first saw him on ….Supermodel. I almost bought a “Bronnie” T shirt when he and Ben had their “bromance”. Absolute sweetheart.
Meh
His dick doesn’t look right… I see what you mean. It’s like he’s a Ken doll, that’s smooth down there, and some’s stuck a suction cup penis onto him… but it slipped. I bet he’s had that surgery. It’s hanging too low to be natural.
I’m not turned on but I love the pics. It’s more artistic. He’s hot & I think the pictures are hot too. He’s a model not a porn star. Different kind of nude pics & poses. I’m sure he could pull off the porn star sex me look I just think they were aiming for a different look.
His junk does look photoshopped. But, he’s hot! All the haters are jealous.you all know if he was at a club, you’d be bending over backwards to bend over for him.
“All the haters are jealous.you all know if he was at a club, you’d be bending over backwards to bend over for him.”
FUCK NO. I’d be sitting at the bar, sipping my drink, and making eyes with a cutie who doesn’t look like a mannequin.
I find the misuse and abuse of the word masculine on here to be quite interesting, and maddening. How does shaving or at least trimming ones body hair make someone any less masculine then some who, due to genetics, might have very little to none in the first place? Body hair is not a defining characteristic of the actual definition of masculinity. All body hair indicates is genetic predisposition to certain patterns of hair growth and also as a slight indicator of testosterone levels….which ALSO DO NOT ACT AS SOLE INDICATORS OF MASCULINITY in its true definition.
Main Entry: masculine
Function: noun
Date: 14th century
1 : the masculine gender
2 : a noun, pronoun, adjective, or inflectional form or class of the masculine gender
3 : a male person
Main Entry: 1mas·cu·line
Pronunciation: \ˈmas-kyə-lən\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English masculin, from Latin masculinus, from masculus, noun, male, diminutive of mas male
Date: 14th century
1 a : male
b : having qualities appropriate to or usually associated with a man
2 : of, relating to, or constituting the gender that ordinarily includes most words or grammatical forms referring to males
JUST FYI^^^^ definition according to Webster’s Dictionary, and for those of you interested enough….Oxford Dictionary says almost the exact same thing.
He is hot for desperados, ugly, fat or older men, which covers the majority of the gay population so yeah most will find him hot, he is not ugly but he is not hot at all!!!
It is not jealousy. You like what you can’t get, it is a fact! Which doesn’t make him beautiful, I think he has that really annoyingly st*pid, come and slap me hard sort of face.
I had a MAJOR crush on Ronnie when he was on MMASM, and hoped he’d eventually do some nudes. However, I was hopin’ it’d be Ronnie the fuckin’ gorgeous boy-next-door, not Ronnie the stereotypically-pissed-off-model.
Oh well, maybe an old boyfriend will leak a sex tape or something.
Oh wow. I met Ronnie once before he was on Bravo and once again after. I’ve wondered what he looks like naked, he looks better than I thought.
Dewitt must have something against him. I mean he’s lusted over much uglier, fatter, nastier people than Ronnie. I don’t get it.
For me it is all about the face. hair and build then wang. Hot to me- no need to be a horse to be in my stable
…. and he was crap in the sack!
Are you MAD???? he is SO fucking hot!!!
i spunked all over my screen for him…
Sure, Tommy. You’ve had him… And we all believe you! NOT!
I love how people hate on his face. The face he was born with. Great open mindedness on you all’s part. I personally think he is sexy and would most definitely welcome him in my door.
I’m neither here nor there about hair on a guy, but the stubble just looks grubby. Won’t say he’s ugly but the dude’s not exactly the finest guy i ever saw… And those pics do look photo shopped
Um, is it me or did he have the exact same look on his face in every single picture. He does nothing for me either.
When a man takes the time to wax or razor or clean off his body hair (read: his Male Seconary Sex Characteristics) he is removing part of his masculinity right there. Not to mention the fact that his narcissus-like vanity is forcing himself in front of a mirror with a razor or buzzer trying to sculpt his pubic hair into fad that only resonates with the germ-phobic. It just doesn’t seem like something secure human beings would do.
Like it or not, I’m judging him by his outward appearance, and from what I see, hacked up and/or missing body hair seems self-loathing, and that’s what I was reeacting to.
If you’re furry, I say rock it. If I wanted to rub up against stubble smooth skin in bed, I’d still be fucking chicks.
Seriously???
His dick looks so weird. It changes shape and size even when the position of his legs should mean it’s hanging the same way. Like pics #1 and #4 where he is standing. What’s going on there? It’s crooked in the former, and magically elongated in the latter. I think that was the most photo-shopped part of it.
Other than that I do think he’s cute, but these photos were not done well. I think it’s more the photographer’s fault than Ronnie’s.
does nothing… dirty looking, too much hair, and yea.. waist below is not the same in each pict… yuck.
I sense much anger in you, lol. Were you ditched by this guy somewhere, sometime or did he very openly turn you down? Why the anger? If he is not hot, he is not hot…why the bitching?
I think most of it should be blamed on just a “really” bad shoot and some really bad photo shopping…in almost every pic, the cock or cock and balls look like they were photoshopped on…
If anyone is interested enough, you could probably save the pics and enlarge them and see that “those” dicks belong to someone else…just saying…
hmmm, so he’s goodlooking, insanely built AND hung? yeah, life is fair.
Dewitt, you’re an idiot. I know, qu’elle surprise. You calling individuals out as irrelevant, yet giving them web space, is one reason I look forward to your sissy fits. You need to get laid….or neutered.
for fuck’s sake, he’s a model. if he’s trimmed or buzzed it’s because that’s part of his job. and that’s meant to be an editorial photoshoot hence the model-esque pissed off look. he’s just doing his job, and pretty well might i add.. models are expected to transform into what the client wants, even if that’s not necessarily an accurate representation of their own peronality. why is that so hard to understand?
oh and i think Dewitt was being all negativd to generate all this heat.. it’s a good tactic really otherwise there wouldn’t have been 46 comments before this one.
Just sayin =)
I’ll take Ben or Perry from season one or Jonathan and the guy from Trinidad from season two.
oh cool more people arguing about a guy they’ll never meet and whether they find him attractive or not, this’ll turn out well
I agree with haha. I’ve basically said the same thing before. Why give a fuck? And why am I wasting my time commenting on the negative guys on this forum? LOL
you’ve got a point…everything here looked amazing…ly fake. ¬_¬
but…he’s got a decent pen0r…even if finally seeing it did nothing for me.
Sexy, hung, and super-sweet to boot. What’s not to love?
Weird … he is totally hot in the face and bod but his dick made me feel nothing too
I think it’s all beautiful!
I find this very artistic…its not really Sexual, its artistic nudity. Reminds me Many of the Artistic nudes that can be found in reference books and whatnot. Only diff is its the gorgeous ronnie kroll in the flesh lol.
He’s a gorgeous guy.
I think this guy is very sexy (for the “model” type)…and his very hot cock is most definitely attached…and even ERECT in a photo…air brushing and photo shopping are very much the mainstream today…hard to find a published photo anymore that hasn’t been retouched in some way…these are not bad, considering…
I happen to know Ronnie from YEARS ago before he ever became famous. It is kind of hard to not be offended by certain remarks made here. Not being turned on is one thing. No single person can please everyone (although I have a feeling that Ronnie pleases a LOT more people than some of the more bitter guys in here). For those of us lucky enough to know him, he’s very modest and one of the sweetest guys one can hope to meet. Those are the hottest traits in a gay guy.
Omh he is hot im looking at these photos and im jerking off ;P
No dick looks the same all the time. Mine goes from an inch to 6.5 throughout the whole day. Even the photo angle can my a six incher look like 8. And I’m sure a lot of us wish our bodies looked as good as Ronnie’s. He may not be the hottest, but he’s definately no troll either.
Makes the same face for EVERY picture.
Makes the same face for EVERY picture.
Makes the same face for EVERY picture.
really nice