Brian Wilson is the cute, oddball pitcher for the 2010 World Series champs the San Francisco Giants. He’s the guy with the Road Warrior-looking mohawk and the dyed black beard designed to intimidate whomever’s up at bat. One of his more interesting qualities is his willingness to have the public question his sexuality in the form of his tall, beefy S&M gear-wearing anonymous friend, The Machine.
The Machine first made a surprise appearance in the background of a webcam interview Wilson gave on Fox Sports’ The Cheap Seats from his San Francisco home. Dorky interviewer Chris Rose was scandalized by the appearance of a large, nearly nude man wandering around Wilson’s house in a gimp mask and a jockstrap.
Last night, Wilson brought The Machine to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Leno is lame, and this was much more suited to Conan. But it’s nice to imagine Wilson having a similar outfit of his own that he wears.
– J. Harvey
For video of Wilson and The Machine on Leno and The Machine’s first appearance, follow the JUMP:
From my experience living in SF, it seemed to have a few truly interesting/intelligent/quirky individuals and a lot more people trying very hard to be interesting/intelligent/quirky. He seems to be the latter.
trying or not, the guy is a lot more fun than most of the players out there. And he won!
Wow, what a fucking interesting fellow. Queer? Yep!
Okay….I don’t follow baseball and I have absolutely no idea who this guy is (Until now of course), but with his odd sense of humor, cute as hell face, damn fine body and his “Machine” I am definitely going to be doing more research! Maybe I’ll end up watching some other kind of game that he’s in…..
He’s so sexy. Woof alert. Good for him for not taking himself too seriously.
i’d love to see brian in a pornographic situation.
Dewitt youre such a fucking retard. Here’s just another of the latest glaring examples. It’s JUST a JOKE…. leave it to a faggot like you to turn it into something it’s not.
Gosh Havashami. Seems like you might be the “fucking retard” or at least a big JOKE. And if you are not a faggot then why are you here? We already have racists coming out of the woodwork now we get another self loathing loser as well?
Havashami… name calling? Really? Grow up.
Havashami, do YOU enjoy being called a retard or a faggot by someone that you don’t even know? And do you make a point of doing it TO someone you don’t know or haven’t met, simply based on what he puts out there in the blogs? If so, then you are the most dangerous kind of man (gay, straight, bi, or whatever) there is- an uninformed one.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I can’t get the Leno clip to play, the little blue arrow just keeps going in circles.
First of all, love Leno! Second, Dewitt didn’t post this, HAVASHAMI! So NOW who is … UGH! Havashami, go back to the basement and stay there! We don’t need jerks like you on here! What a sickening way to act. You really make me sick!
I wonder if Brian and his friend made it to Folsom this last time
Between Brian and his “Machine”, and Audrey Huff and his Rally Thong, this seems like a pretty fun team.
the player dude is hawt!
Isn’t pitcher Pat Burrell his “roommate?” Iust asking…
Brian is a sexy motherfucker!!! I love that he has such a character with him. LOVE IT!
Is this the same “Machine” in a vid on Haze him.com?
Brian is a riot and fuckin sexy. This is the kind of straight queer that San Francisco specializes in…thank god there are some straights willing to carry the torch of freakiness for us when they get mainstream attention…its such a huge slap in the face to all the red state bigots that think the USA is ALL THEIRS, as if we don’t even exist…and humor is one of the best ways to point out irrational fear fo ‘the other’…Leno, as usual, is an idiot with nothing interesting to contibute.
I don’t care if he is gay or not but we will certainly claim him if he is! lol HOT… This shoud be filed under WOOF ALERT
Gay or straight… Who cares he is gorgeous and funny. Try not to read to hard into it.
I think Havashami makes a strong case about DeTwitt instigating and often inciting blog riots based on his “just saying” gossip style of writing. So when the issue (again) about one’s sexuality is brought to the table (once again) by Detwitt, the dialogue takes a nosedive to the point where we start pitting our opinions against each other based on speculation, not fact. True, a porn site is what it is…but it can also serve as a vehicle for creating division…and yes, even hate. fini. (steps off soapbox and twists ankle)
Who cares if he’s queer or not?He is one sexy mofo,truly!I would so put his mohawk to good use!He’s delicious and quirky funny!
I just became a big Brian Wilson fan!
Uhm, not sexy to me at all. But I think he does a good job pitching and I love his 3-2-2 pitches. Its edge-of-your-seat and makes baseball more exciting. Off the field, he’s funny and yeah lives in SF. In the CASTRO!! Good for him and thanks, Brian. You helped bring us a championship!!
No Barry Zito is his roomie.