Schlong Wars

SchlongWars

The LiquidGeneration team put out a rather homoerotic video last weekend in which Dr. Manhattan of The Watchmen and the Jolly Green Giant compete in a dazzling, hip-thrusting battle of glowing cocks. This goes out to all you gaymers out there, since you’re the only ones who’ll pick up on the references.

Spoiler alert: Despite the gay subtext, Dr. Manhattan wins the fight, saves Smurfette and brings her to Mars to have sex. As if she could handle all that electric dick!

– Dewitt

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